LNH: Beige Countdown #10 (4/4)
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Thu May 29 22:14:00 PDT 2008
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"This doesn't look like a spaceship," Parking Karma Kid
said, kicking up a cloud of dust from the spongy gray soil
beneath his feet. "It definitely has more of a planet-y feel
to it."
"Who gave the order to activate the transmatter?" Ultimate
Ninja asked.
"None of us did," Ordinary Lady replied. "There must have
been some kind of a glitch with the computer. Deja Dude should
have us back within minutes."
"I sure hope so," Girlwatcher said, staring through his
binoculars. "Although it doesn't look like there's anything
dangerous out here... just those high, curving mountains in the
distance..."
"It might help," Cynical Lass said, "if you pointed those
things away from my chest."
"Oh. Right," said Girlwatcher, blushing through his
helmet as he faced the opposite direction. "Now it's just gray,
gray, gray as far as the eye can see."
"Obscure Trivia Lad knows this place," said Obscure Trivia
Lad, letting a handful of the planet's dusty soil fall through
his metal fingers. "Obscure Trivia Lad has been here once
before. During the Flame Wars."
"I recognize it too," Ultimate Ninja said, just as
Girlwatcher saw the first flickering orange eyes appearing on
the horizon. "And that means we're all in trouble."
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Tick.
Tick.
Tick.
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LEGION ROLL CALL:
California Kid.... Dan'l Danehy-Oakes
Captain Continuity.... Jeff "Drizzt" Barnes and Robert
"Mystic Mongoose" Armstrong
Captain Rat Creature.... Saxon Brenton
Cheesecake-Eater Lad.... Matthew Jotham Millheiser
Cynical Lass, Easily-Discovered Man Lite and Substitute Lad
.... Rob Rogers
Deja Dude, Linguist Lass and Ordinary Lady.... Martin Phipps
Drabble Girl... Jessica Ihimaera-Smiler
Gaffer.... J.O.S.Hartung
Girlwatcher.... Chris Gumprich
Innovative-Offense Boy and Steak-and-Potatoes Man
.... John "upLink" Scheibeler
Kid Kirby.... H. Jameel al Khafiz
Minority Miss.... Lalo Martins
No Sense Of Direction Man.... Steven Howard
Obnoxious Ame.rec.a Boy.... Jamas Enright
Obscure Trivia Lad.... Brian Perler
Obsessive Compulsive Boy.... Mitchell "Tarq" Crouch
Pants Rabbit Lad.... Tom Russell
Parking Karma Kid.... Steve Simmons
Skunk Girl.... Ted "Arsenal" Brock
Special Bonding Boy and Ultimate Ninja
.... Ray "wReam" Bingham
Tour Guide Girl.... Mike Escutia
You're Not Hitting Me Hard Enough Lad.... Arthur Spitzer
SPECIAL GUEST VILLAINS:
Arthur E.L. Presence.... Steven Howard
Barrage, Londonbroil, Plummet and Vector Prime
.... Rob Rogers
The Christicantthinkofagoodname Empire, Mynabird, The Legion
of Net.Villains, Plum Master and the Robot Duplicates
.... Arthur Spitzer
The Meow Meow Gang.... Dave Van Domelen
Merissa.... Saxon Brenton
More information on these and other characters at:
www.lnhq.info/wiki
MUSIC:
"Love Serenade" written and performed by Barry White
"Welcome to the Jungle" written by Axl Rose and Slash
and performed by Guns n' Roses
"Never Gonna Give You Up" written by Mike Stock, Matt Aiken
and Pete Waterman and performed by Rick Astley
"Happy Me" written by H.B. Barnum and performed by Don Ho
"Can't Fight This Feeling" written by Kevin Cronin and
performed by REO Speedwagon
Original soundtrack unavailable on LNH Records.
SPECIAL THANKS TO:
LNH Authors Group for editing assistance
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS:
"Beige Countdown" created by Arthur Spitzer
No genetically-altered cats, giant hamsters, planets or
plums were harmed in the making of this net.comic.
"In my own view, the important achievement of Apollo was a
demonstration that humanity is not forever chained to this
planet, and our visions go rather further than that, and
our opportunities are unlimited."
--Neil Armstrong
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