[LNH] 58.5 #9

[Martin Phipps]

On Aug 30, 12:00 am, Lalo Martins <lalo.mart... at gmail.com> wrote:

> "You just need to BE in a team yourself", said Bonnie.  "If you
> can count on a good strategist, like Ultimate Ninja or Ordinary
> Lady or Fearless Leader..."

How about Sister-State-the-Obvious?  Let's look at how she's fared
over the years when the situation has called for her to be in charge.

"Hey, Sis, we're under attack!"
"We should fight back."

"They've got us outnumbered a hundred to one!"
"We should surrender."

"They are going to kill us!"
"We're going to die."

Okay.  Not impressive.  How about Irony Man?

"Irony Man!  Do something!"
"I would but my armour is on 'low bat'.  I forgot to recharge it last
night.  Sorry."

"Hey!  He blew himself up!"
"Let that be a lesson to all of you.  If you are going to throw a bomb
at somebody and the bomb is on a timer, it is much better to err on
the side of throwing it too early than throwing it too late."

"I would have got away with it if it weren't for all you kids!"
"Actually, the average age for legionaire members has been over twenty
for quite some time now so it isn't accurate to describe us as
'kids'."

A bit better.  But I see your point.

Martin