LNHY: Girls on Beach Blankets #2: "Something Cool This Way Comes!"

Arthur Spitzer arspitzer at earthlink.net
Fri Sep 29 18:30:08 PDT 2006


Tom Russell wrote:
> Arthur, this was another amusing gag story/pimping for the LNHY
> imprint.  I might just take you up on that offer sometime in the next
> year.

You're welcome to if you want.

> 
> Martin Phipps wrote:
> 
>>Arthur Spitzer wrote:
>>
>>
>>>And Cherry (the redhead who goes to Harvard Law School) and her friend
>>>Salsa (lead guitar for an all girl rock band -- See issue #1) could feel
>>>this coolness coming inside them.  It was coolness so cool it made them
>>>feel hot.
> 
> 
> I got the impression, from Arthur's word choices, that Dr. Cool J Dog
> had somehow had telepathic sexual intercourse with them.  I mean, how
> else can you explain

Dr. Cool J Dog would never do that.  :)

> 
> 
>>>this coolness coming inside them.
>>>  It was coolness so cool it made them
>>>feel hot.
> 
> 
>>Obviously Dr. Cool J. Dog's portable air conditioner was pumping out
>>the warm air in their direction. :)
> 
> 
> Hmm, well I guess there's that, too.
> 
> Martin, are you feeling okay?  That's the first time I can recall you
> coming up with a family-friendly explanation when a sleazy one is
> staring you right in the face. :-)
> 
> 
>>Martin... hopes the yellow smiley face didn't disturb you
> 
> 
> Sorry if this isn't much of a review, Arthur.  I promise when you post
> the third, I'll say something about gender roles or some such nonsense.
> :-)

Thanks, but...

You don't need to review any of these things.

They are the literary equivalent of stick figure drawings.

> 
> ==Tom

Arthur "0-<" Spitzer



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