LNHY: Girls on Beach Blankets #2: "Something Cool This Way Comes!"
Arthur Spitzer
arspitzer at earthlink.net
Fri Sep 29 18:30:08 PDT 2006
Tom Russell wrote:
> Arthur, this was another amusing gag story/pimping for the LNHY
> imprint. I might just take you up on that offer sometime in the next
> year.
You're welcome to if you want.
>
> Martin Phipps wrote:
>
>>Arthur Spitzer wrote:
>>
>>
>>>And Cherry (the redhead who goes to Harvard Law School) and her friend
>>>Salsa (lead guitar for an all girl rock band -- See issue #1) could feel
>>>this coolness coming inside them. It was coolness so cool it made them
>>>feel hot.
>
>
> I got the impression, from Arthur's word choices, that Dr. Cool J Dog
> had somehow had telepathic sexual intercourse with them. I mean, how
> else can you explain
Dr. Cool J Dog would never do that. :)
>
>
>>>this coolness coming inside them.
>>> It was coolness so cool it made them
>>>feel hot.
>
>
>>Obviously Dr. Cool J. Dog's portable air conditioner was pumping out
>>the warm air in their direction. :)
>
>
> Hmm, well I guess there's that, too.
>
> Martin, are you feeling okay? That's the first time I can recall you
> coming up with a family-friendly explanation when a sleazy one is
> staring you right in the face. :-)
>
>
>>Martin... hopes the yellow smiley face didn't disturb you
>
>
> Sorry if this isn't much of a review, Arthur. I promise when you post
> the third, I'll say something about gender roles or some such nonsense.
> :-)
Thanks, but...
You don't need to review any of these things.
They are the literary equivalent of stick figure drawings.
>
> ==Tom
Arthur "0-<" Spitzer
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