ACRA/LNHY: Girls on Beach Blankets #3: "James Joyce Gone Wild!"

[Arthur Spitzer]

Tom Russell wrote:

> _Wow._
> 
> That was three hundred lines of pure funny.
> 
> _Wow._
> 
> I particularly liked
> 
> 
>>"Why?" asked Ben Franklin dodging a blow from a chain-saw with anguish
>>in his face.  "Why must we battle to the death with chain-saws, Abraham
>>Lincoln?  Why, Abe, why?"
> 
> 
> and I must share it with the entire world.
> 
> I said it once and I'll say it again-- Arthur Spitzer is the guy to go
> to for fucked-up wonky totally-out-of-left-field hilarity-- or, to put
> it another way, three hundred lines of pure funny.  Anything I try to
> do with my somewhat... unique... Master Blaster series is really just a
> meager attempt to attain crunchy Spitzer goodness.
> 
> ==Tom

Well... I don't think I could ever come up with something as fucked-up 
wonky as curing AIDS by raping every person in the world...

But thanks... :)

Arthur "Middle Name Block" Spitzer