LNH: Haiku Gorilla # 251: Support Your Local Gorilla: The Mind-Shattering Conclusion!

[Tom Russell]

HAIKU GORILLA # 251

 " what should I do Gore
   one percent approval rate
   pineapple pollsters "

(C) COPYRIGHT 2006 TOM RUSSELL.

And so begins the fourth and final month of SUPPORT
YOUR LOCAL GORILLA.  To recap for those coming in
late:

HAIKU GORILLA is running for the Net.ropolis Senate
Seat.  His archnemesis, BRIEFCASE-EATER LAD, runs
against him with the support of UNITED STATES
PRESIDENT HEXADECIMAL LUTHOR.  Revelations of Haiku's
abandoned "wife", Lady Gorilla, send his campaign
reeling.

But it's not enough, and Briefcase-Eater Lad's
platform is too liberal for the ultra-right Hex
Luthor.  Briefcase-Eater Lad is locked away along with
Lady Gorilla.  The mysterious LUGGAGE-EATER LAD takes
his place, and begins accusing Haiku Gorilla of
murdering Lady Gorilla.

Last month, Briefcase-Eater Lad (who knows sign
language) told Lady Gorilla what he knew of his life
story-- which is precious little.  Upon waking up in a
bathtub full of ice (in 2000), missing a liver and
with no memory as to who he was or how he got there,
he discovers that he is an assassin named Tuck, hired
to kill then-Presidential Candidate Hex Luthor.  He
confessed to Hex and Hex thanked him for the honesty,
promising him a favour-- the same favour that wiped
clean his extensive criminal record, thus allowing him
to run in the first place.

It is revealed that Hex had hired Luggage-Eater Lad to
assassinate him.  And, as LEL heads to the final
debate with Haiku Gorilla, Hex secretly releases BEL
and Lady Gorilla from their captivity.

And now, it all comes together, in this month's
conclusion of SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL GORILLA!



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