LNHY: The LNHY Character Roster (updated)

Arthur Spitzer arspitzer at earthlink.net
Thu Mar 30 16:42:50 PST 2006


Updated since last time

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                    THE LNH Y CHARACTER ROSTER

                           version 1.05


Last updated March 30, 2006
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THE HEROES:

MEMBERS OF THE LNH:

(All members of the LNH in Looniverse Y are either usable without permission
or public domain.)


NAME:  Exclamation!Master!
  CREATED BY:  Saxon Brenton (saxon.brenton at uts.edu.au)
  TYPE:  Usable Without Permission
  SECRET IDENTITY:  Robert Melwizcht
  POWERS:  Speaks dramatically and in a stentorian voice, and when
used as an active attack this causes his opponents to simply trade
bluster with him rather than carry out their nefarious plans - which
is great tactic for minimising property damage or acting as a
distraction while his teammates prepare to clobber them. The more
pompous or bombastic the opponent is, the more likely they are to be
affected by E!M!'s power, however the stronger willed an opponent then
the harder it is to keep them under control.
  ADD NOTES:  In his costumed identity he acts like 'overgrown boy-
scout'. This can be wildly inappropriate in some situations, but then
incongruity is a mainstay of humour. He acts normal in civvies, though.
  APPEARANCE:  Big, well-muscled man in a skintight costume wearing
his underwear on the outside.
  ENEMIES:  Dunno if he's got any arch-nemeses yet - but he did once
chase off the Banjo Duelling Kangaroos, and they seemed pretty
ticked off about it.
FIRST ISSUE:  The Daily Super Short-Short Story #43


NAME:  Kid Kicked-Out
  CREATED BY:  Arthur Spitzer (arspitzer at earthlink.net)
  TYPE:  Usable Without Permission
  SECRET IDENTITY: Greeve Gaines (Not to be confused with Greef Graves)
  POWERS:  Kid Kicked-Out has the ability to be kicked-out of superhero
groups which he's done quite a lot in his career.  Some of the superhero
groups he's been kicked-out of are Teen Fascists, Before God Guys,
Desperately Desperate Desperadoes, and the World's Worst Heroes.  He also
has the ability to be kicked-out of class, out of dimensions, bars, the
army, churches, prison, you name it.  If its a place, thing, or concept that
you can be kicked-out of or kicked-off of he can be and will be.  He's also
invunerable to any physical injury (although he feels the pain and is more
sensitive to it than the average person).
  ADD NOTES:  He's currently the leader of the LNH.  And female.
  APPEARANCE:  He has a black and blue colored costume with a 'shoe print'
for an icon on his chest and his back.
  ENEMIES:  Boot-Head, Baron Buttkicker, Miss Take-In
  FIRST ISSUE:  Looniverse Y #1


NAME:  Van Hel.sig
CREATED BY:  Martin Phipps (martinphipps2 at yahoo.com)
TYPE:  Usable Without Permission
SECRET IDENTITY:  Gabriel Van Hel.sig
POWERS:  None.
ADD NOTES:  Uses a variety of archaic weapons to kill daem-ons and vampires.
APPEARANCE:  Has long wavy hair.  Looks like he needs a shave and a bath.
Wears Victorian era clothing, a big overcoat and a big hat.
ENEMIES:  Swell Boy (who isn't evil but who happens to be a daemon so Van
Hel.sig is always trying to hunt him down and kill him) and other daemons;
RACCula
ALLIES: Buxom the Vampire Slayer, Doctor Peculiar
FIRST ISSUE: Looniverse Y #2


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OTHER HEROES:

NAME:  The Before God Guys
  CREATED BY:  Arthur Spitzer (arspitzer at earthlink.net)
  TYPE:  Usable Without Permission
  ADD NOTES:  Before there was Superman.  Before the Roman Empire.  Before
the dinosaurs.  Before Jesse Helms.  Before God created the Universe.
Before God was even born.  They were there.  Fighting the Good Fight.
Saving non-existence from itself.  And even back then, they were really,
really old.  They fly around in a Petrified Plane.

  *NAME:  The Cheapest Skate
    POWERS:  Even though he has saved over a zillion dollars in his very
long existence, he's too cheap to spend any of it.  This miser has a
superfast rollerskate that goes up to the speed of light.  But he only has
one.  He was too cheap to buy a second one.
  *NAME:  Dentures Dan
    POWERS:  He has the Looniverse's most powerful set of dentures.  It can
eat through any material.
  *NAME:  Doctor I. Forget
    POWERS:  He's the Before God Guy's resident genius.  He's always
forgeting what he's talking about.
  *NAME:  The Geezer Gorilla
    POWERS:  He's a talking Gorilla who's a geezer.
  *NAME:  The Perpetual Virgin
    POWERS:  He wears mystical underwear that prevents him from aging, makes
him invulnerable to harm, and gives him incredible powers.  Unfortunately
the underwear is unremovable, so he's never gotten laid.
  *NAME:  The Wrinkly Old Bag
    POWERS:  This very wrinkly old.. um.. lady has this very wrinkly old bag
that she can use to cause wrinkles in time and space.  She also likes to hit
people with it.  And let me tell you.  It really hurts.

  ENEMIES:  Loud music.  Kids.  Taxes.  The Before Satan Guy.


NAME:  The Deadly Serious Squad
  CREATED BY:  Arthur Spitzer (arspitzer at earthlink.net)
  TYPE:  Public Domain
  ADD NOTES: The Deadly Serious Squad is deadly serious about being deadly
serious.  They're on a mission to advance the superhero genre.  They don't
wear costumes.  They wear business suits.  They don't have code names or
superpowers.  And they don't fight supervillains.  They fight 'real' people.
They're good at hand to hand combat and the martial arts.  They're thinking
about relocating to No-Joke City because they're finding Net.ropolis Y a bit
too silly.

  *NAME:  Major Lee Serious
    ADD NOTES:  He's the leader of the team.  He's a former major in the
army and is good at military strategy.
  *NAME:  Barry Serious
    ADD NOTES:  He's Lee's kid brother.  He's good with computers.
  *NAME:  Bea Serious
    ADD NOTES:  She's Lee's kid sister.  She's good with weapons.
  *NAME:  Noah Joe King
    ADD NOTES:  He's the token black guy on the team.
  *NAME:  General Lee "Dead" Serious
    ADD NOTES:  He's Lee's dad and the founder of the Deadly Serious Squad.
He gets his nick-name from the fact that he's dead.

  ENEMIES:  Terrorists, Drug Lords, Banjo Dueling Kangaroos


NAME:  Desperately Desperate Desperadoes
  CREATED BY:  Arthur Spitzer (arspitzer at earthlink.net)
  TYPE:  Public Domain (Team concept not characters)
  ADD NOTES:  These guys are really desperate for anyone to join their
superhero group.  So desperate they'll paint your house, baby-sit your kids,
mow your lawn.  You name it.  They'll do it.  They stalk the houses of
ex-members.

  *NAME:  Wish-I-Were-Dead Man (deceased)
    ADD NOTES:  Accidentally killed by Kid Kicked-Out

NAME: Dr. Stephen Peculiar
CREATED BY: Martin Phipps (martinphipps2 at yahoo.com)
TYPE: Usable Without Permission
SECRET IDENTITY: None
POWERS: None, really.
ADD NOTES: Calls upon the "Hairy Hosts of Hogwarts" to do magic
APPEARANCE: Looks like Timothy Dalton with a goatee. Wears red and yellow
flowing robes.
ALLIES: Hosts of Hogwarts (three teenagers, two boys and one girl); groupies
like Amy and Vicky; his agent, a Mr. Wong
ENEMIES: Dir.mandu, Teen Fascists
FIRST ISSUE: Teen Fascists #5


NAME:  Flaming Mutton
  CREATED BY:  Arthur Spitzer (arspitzer at earthlink.net)
  TYPE:  Public Domain
  POWERS:  The ability to burn anyone who attempts to enter the Garden of
Party Time.
  ADD NOTES:  She was originally known as Lambsy the Lamb, but was rewarded
by God for telling the truth about what happened in the Vending Machine of
No-Free-Lunches incident by being turned into Flaming Mutton.  She now
guards the Garden of Party Time.
  FIRST ISSUE:  The Daily Super Short-Short Story #17


NAME:  God
  CREATED BY:  ??????
  TYPE:  Public Domain
  POWERS:  He can do anything he wants.  He's more powerful than any other
person or thing in Looniverse Y.
  ADD NOTES:  The Before God Guys found a baby on their doorstop and called
him God and raised him.  God eventually created Looniverse Y and planet
T-Bone.  On planet T-Bone he created the Garden of Party Time which he
filled with animals, sentient clothing, and vending machines.  He created
the characters Gotta-Luv-Me Lad, Exciting Leather Strap-on Lass, and
Knows-How-to-Please-Her-Man Girl and eventually kicked each one of them out
of it.
     He has a great fear of tall buildings.
  APPEARANCE:  He's naked most of the time.  He has a white beard.  And two
noses.  And very big breasts.
  ENEMIES:  Anyone who doesn't worship him.
  FIRST ISSUE:  The Daily Super Paragraph #1

NAME: Google.mesh
CREATED BY: Martin Phipps (martinphipps2 at yahoo.com)
TYPE: Usable Without Permission
ALIASES: He.rec.les (to the Greeks), IO.din (to the Norsemen)
POWERS: Immortality, strength
APPEARANCE: Very old, with gray hair and wrinkled skin, but very healthly
and very strong with huge, hulking muscles
ENEMIES: None.
RELATIVES: Jupishur (ancestor, deceased), Dumuzeus (father, deceased),
Thur-Nungal (son, deceased), I.Sig (distant cousin), MegaMetal BlastLord
(descendent, created by Saxon Brenton)
FIRST ISSUE: The Daily Super Short-Short Story #64

NAME:  Greef Graves (not to be confused with Greeve Gaines)
  CREATED BY:  Arthur Spitzer (arspitzer at earthlink.net)
  TYPE:  You may refer to this character.  You may have your characters
say they have met him.  But you cannot prove that he exists or doesn't
exist.
  POWERS:  No one knows.  Perhaps its the power to make it impossible for
anyone to prove he doesn't or does exist.
  ADD NOTES:  Every superhero has claimed to have met him.  Every
supervillain has claimed to have battled him.  Every innocent bystander has
claimed to have been rescued by him.  Every woman has claimed to have slept
with him.  But no one can prove he exists.  He leaves no footprints or
fingerprints.  No one knows his age, his race, his religion, his politics,
his nationality, his sexual orientation, or even his gender (or even his
species).  The only thing he leaves when he goes through an oppressed land
is freedom and a song in the peoples hearts.  (That song being John Lennon's
Imagine).  He's like some cross between Gandhi, Bruce Lee, Muhammad Ali,
Elvis Presley, and Pocahontas.  Some conspiracy theorists speculate that he
might really be a very clever supervillain who's using these good deeds to
give the world a false sense of security so they fall into his evil hands.
  ENEMIES:  Those that would prey on the weak and defenseless.

NAME:  MegaMetal BlastLord
  CREATED BY:  Saxon Brenton (saxon.brenton at uts.edu.au)
  TYPE:  Usable Without Permission
  SECRET IDENTITY:  Martin Wryce
  POWERS:  Various powers, deriving from two sources. The Benadanti
powers are basically spiritual and mental in nature (astral
projection, empathy, mind reading, etc). The Nephalim powers are
basically physical (biomechanical shapeshifting).
  ADD NOTES:  He's a Catholic seminary student who's Benadanti
(astrally travelling werewolf crusader) powers kicked over who he
turned 20, which activated his Nephallim (teenaged giant halfbreed
fallen angel) heritage as well, synergising rather than cancelling
each other out.
  APPEARANCE:  Black man in his early twenties, with cybernetic
armour and helmet.
  ENEMIES:  Lisa, Kien, Bel.gzip.bub, the Banjo Duelling Kangaroos,
probably lots of others now that Google.mesh has arrived.
  RELATIVES: Google.mesh (distant ancestor) (plus others, for whom
consult Google.mesh's character writeup)
  FIRST ISSUE:  (as Martin) The Daily Super Short-Short Story #23,
(as MegaMetal BlastLord) The Daily Super Short-Short Story #45

NAME:  Teen Fascists
  CREATED BY:  Arthur Spitzer (arspitzer at earthlink.net)
  TYPE:  Public Domain (Team concept not characters)
  ADD NOTES:  This is a group of fine clean-cut civic minded young people
who will do whatever it takes to make the world a more orderly
place.  They won't let pesky things like the Bill of Rights or the
Constitution get in the way of justice.  And they will make sure the
trains run on time.

CREATED BY:  Martin Phipps (martinphipps2 at yahoo.com)
*Unification Man, the leader of the Teen
Fascists, dedicated to the ideals of truth, justice,
liberty and the belief in God, all of which were
fundamental principles held by our founding fathers!

CREATED BY:  Martin Phipps (martinphipps2 at yahoo.com)
  *Militia Man, who's job it is to supply us with arms
and, at the same time, see to it that similar weapons
don't make it into the hands of our devil worshipping
enemies!

CREATED BY:  Martin Phipps (martinphipps2 at yahoo.com)
  *Search and Seizure, twin girls with the uncanny
ability to not only break into a person's home but
find devil worshipping paraphernalia in it (or plant
it, if necessary, in cases where no real evidence
exists but we can just tell who the devil worsphippers
are!)

CREATED BY:  Martin Phipps (martinphipps2 at yahoo.com)
  *Double Jeopardy, an expert young investigator who
specializes in cases where people who we _knew_ were
devil worshippers somehow managed to escape justice
the first time around!

CREATED BY:  Martin Phipps (martinphipps2 at yahoo.com)
  *The Detender, a superhumanly strong
nigh-invulnerable teen who is the groups token big
guy.

CREATED BY:  Martin Phipps (martinphipps2 at yahoo.com)
  *Judge, an empath with an uncanny sense about
people.  Like I said, we _know_ who the devil
worshippers are.

CREATED BY:  Martin Phipps (martinphipps2 at yahoo.com)
              and Arthur Spitzer (arspitzer at aol.com)
  *Cruel and Unusual, twin brothers with amazing
abilities in both armed and unarmed combat!

  ENEMIES:  The ACLU, SAGneto, and anything not approved by
    right-wing talk radio.


NAME: World's Worst Heroes
CREATED BY: Arthur Spitzer (arspitzer at earthlink.net)
and Martin Phipps (martinphipps2 at yahoo.com)
TYPE: Public Domain (Team concept not characters)
ADD NOTES: In his will, Professor World bequeathed his entire fortune,
including his mansion and estate in upstate Net.York to the formation of a
super team to protect humanity.  It was up to the executor of the will, a
Mr. Leroy Laurel, to recruit heroes for the team.  Mr. Leroy Laurel then
effectively became the leader of this new team, receiving a monthly stipend
of one thousand dollars coming from the Professor's estate.  The will stated
that the team should consist of at least seven active members in order for
Leroy Laurel to qualify for his monthly stipend.  The will did not specify
any standards for the team, however, so Leroy Laurel cynically recruited the
World's Worst Heroes.  With the World's Worst Heroes captured by Doctor
Apocalypse (name suggested by Rob Rogers), Leroy Laurel had to quickly
recruit a new team, the All bad, Even Worse, World's Worst Heroes.
ENEMIES: Mr. Serious, Doctor Apocalypse
FIRST APPEARANCE: Looniverse Y #3

*NAME: Fairy
CREATED BY: Martin Phipps (martinphipps2 at yahoo.com)
TYPE: Usable Without Permission
ADD NOTES: Having been effeminate all his life, Fairy's code name was given
to him by his elementary school classmates.

*NAME: Cryalot
CREATED BY: Martin Phipps (martinphipps2 at yahoo.com)
TYPE: Usable Without Permission
ADD NOTES: Cries a lot.

*NAME: Least
CREATED BY: Martin Phipps (martinphipps2 at yahoo.com)
TYPE: Usable Without Permission
ADD NOTES: Least powerful super hero of all time: could lose a fight with a
new born baby.

*NAME: Pathetic Girl
CREATED BY: Martin Phipps (martinphipps2 at yahoo.com)
TYPE: Usable Without Permission
ADD NOTES: Just stands there trying to move things with her mind, but can't.

*NAME: Liceman
CREATED BY: Martin Phipps (martinphipps2 at yahoo.com)
TYPE: Usable Without Permission
ADD NOTES: Ability to shed lice comes from not having taken a bath or a
shower in years.

*NAME: Hack
CREATED BY: Martin Phipps (martinphipps2 at yahoo.com)
TYPE: Usable Without Permission
ADD NOTES: Coughs a lot.  Brother of Cryalot.

*NAME: Pola.rec
CREATED BY: Martin Phipps (martinphipps2 at yahoo.com)
TYPE: Usable Without Permission
ADD NOTES: Girlfriend of Hack.

*NAME: Worserine
CREATED BY: Martin Phipps (martinphipps2 at yahoo.com)
TYPE: Usable Without Permission
ADD NOTES: Tries to incapacitate his enemies with his bad breath.

*NAME: Stone
CREATED BY: Martin Phipps (martinphipps2 at yahoo.com)
TYPE: Usable Without Permission
ADD NOTES: Throws stones at oppenents.  Wears gothic clothes and has body
piercings.

*NAME: Nightcrapper
CREATED BY: Martin Phipps (martinphipps2 at yahoo.com)
TYPE: Usable Without Permission
ADD NOTES: Carries bags of human waste to hurl at opponents.

*NAME: Lungshot
CREATED BY: Martin Phipps (martinphipps2 at yahoo.com)
TYPE: Usable Without Permission
ADD NOTES: Asthma prevents Lungshot from fighting.  He throws playing cards
instead.

*NAME: Dazed
CREATED BY: Martin Phipps (martinphipps2 at yahoo.com)
TYPE: Usable Without Permission
ADD NOTES: A former fashion model and would be pop star, Dazed has
discovered she can't hack it as a superhero either.

*NAME: Confused
CREATED BY: Martin Phipps (martinphipps2 at yahoo.com)
TYPE: Usable Without Permission
ADD NOTES: Boyfriend of Dazed.

*NAME: Sighalot
CREATED BY: Martin Phipps (martinphipps2 at yahoo.com)
TYPE: Usable Without Permission
ADD NOTES: Sighs a lot.  Has the ability to wear skimpy costumes that just
barely manage to fall within the limits of comics code approval.


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THE VILLAINS:

THE SYSTEM CORRUPTERS:

(All members of the System Corrupters in Looniverse Y are either usable
without permission or public domain.)


NAME:  SAGneto
  CREATED BY:  Martin Phipps (martinphipps2 at yahoo.com)
  TYPE:  Usable Without Permission
  SECRET IDENTITY: (stage name) Eric Murdock
  POWERS:  Unknown.
  ADD NOTES:  He's currently the leader of the Screen Actor's Guild.
  APPEARANCE:  He wears a red suit with a red cape and a red metal helmet
with horns.
  ALLIES: The Baldwin Brothers (Alec, Billy, Stephen and Daniel) and Michael
Moore
  ENEMIES:  The Teen Fascists
  FIRST ISSUE:  Teen Fascists #1


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THE OTHER VILLAINS:


NAME:  The Banjo Dueling Kangaroos (Ben and Joe)
  CREATED BY:  Arthur Spitzer (arspitzer at earthlink.net)
  TYPE:  Usable Without Permission
  POWERS:  They've got banjos.  And they know how to use them.
  ADD NOTES:  They are the enemies of fine art and great literature.  They
seek to destroy any serious attempt to elevate the superhero genre with
their absurd silliness and banjo duels.  They particularly like to harrass
the Deadly Serious Squad.
APPEARANCE:  They wear straw-hats and nothing else.

NAME:  The Banana Daiquiri-Drinking Man
  CREATED BY:  Arthur Spitzer (arspitzer at earthlink.net)
  TYPE:  Ask for permission first
  POWERS:  No one knows.
  ADD NOTES:  Do you know what evil is?  Do you know what heart stopping,
baby eating, kitten juggling evil is?  Until you've met the The Banana
Daiquiri-Drinking Man you'll never truely know the meaning of the word
'evil'.  He is the darkness in our hearts.  He's the sound outside that
we're to scared to check on.  Parents like to warn their children that if
they don't eat their veggies or if they don't behave, the Banana
Daiquiri-Drinking Man will get them.  (There is no proof that the Banana
Daiquiri-Drinking Man bases his victim list on whether or not someone ate
their veggies or if they they misbehaved).  He likes a good Banana Daiquiri.
He's a large man that is obscured in shadows.
  ENEMIES:  All that is good and decent.
  FIRST ISSUE:  Looniverse Y #1


NAME:  Before Satan Guy
CREATED BY:  Martin Phipps (martinphipps2 at yahoo.com)
TYPE:  Usable Without Permission
ADD NOTES:  Hell was not created as the dominion of Satan.
It existed before he had ever been created let alone
banished from Heaven.  In those days, it was the
dominion of the Before Satan Guy.  With Satan having
asserted his control over Hell, there was little for the
Before Satan Guy to do.  Occasionally, he would do battle
with the Before God Guys, just for old times sake, but he
was, for the most part, now retired.
APPEARANCE:  Looks like Satan but very old and wrinkly.
ENEMIES:  Before God Guys, Swell Boy
FIRST ISSUE: Looniverse Y #3


NAME:  Doctor Apocalypse
CREATED BY:  Martin Phipps (martinphipps2 at yahoo.com)
TYPE:  Usable Without Permission
POWERS:  Unspecified.
ADD NOTES:  Doctor Apocalypse had forged an empire
in the South Pacific centered around Apocalypse
Island.  With the world's attention focused on I.rec
and North Ko.rec.a, few people paid any attention to
Doctor Apocalypse's gradual annexation of small
islands in the South Pacific until the day when Doctor
Apocalypse spoke at the United Nations and demanded
the official recognition of the United Federation of
Apocalypse.  Thus did Doctor Apocalypse cause the
world's attention to be focused on his kingdom.
ADD.ADD.NOTE: Name inspired by Rob Rogers.
APPEARANCE:  Unspecified, but presumably a cross between Marvel's Doctor
Doom and Apocalypse.
ENEMIES:  Deadly Serious Squad, World's Worst Heroes
FIRST ISSUE: Looniverse Y #3


NAME:  Exciting Leather Strap-on Lass
  CREATED BY:  Arthur Spitzer (arspitzer at earthlink.net)
  TYPE:  Ask for permission first
  ADD NOTES:  She was Gotta-Luv-Me Lad's first girlfriend made from his
second nose.
  FIRST ISSUE:  The Daily Super Short-Short Story #5


NAME:  Giga.bit *Queen of the Bikini Damned*
  CREATED BY:  Arthur Spitzer (arspitzer at earthlink.net)
  TYPE:  Usable Without Permission
  POWERS:  She was a vampire and she had a bikini which could enslave men's
minds.
  ADD NOTES:  Back in the 60's she was this big TV star.  She had this show
called 'Giga.bit' about these teenagers who would do nothing, but have beach
blanket parties and go to malt shops.  Sometime in the 70's she was turned
into a vampire by RACCula.  She became one of the most powerful vampires in
the world.  Almost at RACCula's level.  She called herself: Giga.bit, Queen
of the Bikini Damned.  Buxom the Vampire Slayer finally slayed her.  Buxom
now has her Bikini That Enslaves Men's Minds.
  ENEMIES:  Buxom the Vampire Slayer.
  FIRST ISSUE:  Looniverse Y #5


NAME:  I.sig
CREATED BY:  Martin Phipps (martinphipps2 at yahoo.com)
TYPE:  Usable Without Permission
ADD NOTES:  In Looniverse Y, I.sig is the ex-wife/distant cousin of
Google.mesh and the mother of his sons Thur and Bal.dir.  I.sig was
responsible for Ragan.org, the event described in Norse Mythology as being
responsible for the deaths of Google.mesh, Thur and Bal.dir, amongst others.
Upon learning that Google.mesh was still alive, I.sig made three more
attempts on Google.mesh's life.  I.sig is currently bound from doing any
more harm by a spell placed on her by Doctor Peculiar.
ADD.ADD.NOTES: In a recent thread on sci.anthrology, it was revealed that
Ianna/Ishtar/Isis may have been the wife of the real life Sumarian king
Dumuzi who most likely would have been Gilgamesh's older brother (which then
made Gilgamesh next in line for the throne).  The legend of Isis may have
inspired the legends of other goddesses including (likely) Venus and
(possibly) Hela.
APPEARANCE:  Looking damn good given she's five centuries old.
ENEMIES:  Google.mesh, Doctor Peculiar
ALLIES: Bee.gzip.bub
FIRST ISSUE: Google.mesh #2 (in a flashback)



NAME:  Madam Middle Finger
  CREATED BY:  Arthur Spitzer (arspitzer at earthlink.net)
  TYPE:  Public Domain
  POWERS:  She likes to give people the finger.  And she's really big.
  ADD NOTES:  She's a giant female that rides shotgun with the Road Rager.
It's not quite clear what the exact relationship between them is.  Are they
lovers, related, or just good friends?  Or perhaps she's a hitchhiker.  She
rides in a gigantic SUV and likes to shout profanity.  She was created by
Master Root of All Evil. Please feel free to kill this character off.
  FIRST ISSUE:  Looniverse Y #1


NAME:  Master Root of All Evil
  CREATED BY:  Arthur Spitzer (arspitzer at earthlink.net)
  TYPE:  Usable Without Permission
  SECRET IDENTITY:  Barry M. O'Roll
  POWERS:  He has the ability to think of any supervillains and make them
exist.  Sometimes the supervillains have weapons or vehicles.  The
supervillains usually have their own retconned histories and most of the
time are not aware that he created them.
  ADD NOTES:  His dad was a Satanic Televangelist.  And his mom was a
Pantomime Instructor.  He has a birth mark that spells 'EVIL' right on the
back of his neck.  When he was six years-old, he lost all of his hair.  By
the age of ten, he had grown a goatee.  When he was in college he tried to
get an orange soda from a vending machine, but instead recieved a root beer.
The Rootbeer of All Evil.  Drinking the rootbeer he became Master Root of
All Evil.  There was a time for a couple of years that he reformed and
didn't use his powers, but Looniverse Y #1 showed him creating The Road
Rager and Madam Middle Finger going back to his evil ways.  He's good
friends with Kid Kicked-Out and knows Kid Kicked-Out's secret identity.  And
Kid Kicked-Out like wise knows his secret id.
  APPEARANCE:  He wears this brown costume and has a utility built with
different types of roots.  Carrots, Parsnips, Turnips, if it's a root he has
it.  He uses them as weapons.


NAME:  Mr. Serious
CREATED BY:  Martin Phipps (martinphipps2 at yahoo.com)
TYPE:  Usable Without Permission
POWERS:  None.
ADD NOTES:  He grew up in No Joke City and had been
raised to believe that he should avoid any silly
situations like superhero / supervillain battles.  Mr.
Serious longed for the day when his villainy would
attract the attention of the Deadly Serious Squad.
The Deadly Serious Squad, however, never considered
Mr. Serious, ironically, to be a serious enough
threat.  Instead, he became the arch enemy of the World's
Worst Heroes.
APPEARANCE:  Wears a business suit.
ENEMIES:  World's Worst Heroes
FIRST ISSUE: Looniverse Y #3


NAME:  Mysterious Shadowy Messing-with-Destiny Dude
  CREATED BY:  Arthur Spitzer (arspitzer at earthlink.net)
  TYPE:  Usable Without Permission
  POWERS:  He can mess with people's destiny.  He also has access to a lot
of weird items.
  ADD NOTES:  He's a mercenary that works for anyone that can pay his price.
He's been to many alternate universes. The Banana Daiquiri-Drinking Man paid
him to give an LNH briefcase to Greef Graves, but instead he gave it to Kid
Kicked-Out.
  APPEARANCE:  Wears a black trenchcoat and black hat.
  FIRST ISSUE:  Looniverse Y #1


NAME:  The Road Rager
  CREATED BY:  Arthur Spitzer (arspitzer at earthlink.net)
  TYPE:  Public Domain
  POWERS:  He's a big giant with a big gun.
  ADD NOTES:  He's a giant who drives a very big SUV.  He's also in a very
big hurry to get to places and really hates drivers who are too slow.  He
likes to shoot drivers who are in his way with his Traffic Management Gun
which is the size of a tank.  He also likes to honk his horn.  He's
currently riding with some gal named Madam Middle Finger. He was created by
Master Root of All Evil. Please feel free to kill this character off.
  ENEMIES:  Cars, Pedestrians, Anyone that's in shooting distance.
  FIRST ISSUE:  Looniverse Y #1


NAME:  Roster Leech
CREATED BY:  ????????? (????????@????.com)
TYPE:  ???????
POWERS:  The ability to never get used in a story.  And also the ability to
remain on a Character Roster List without worring about ever being deleted
from it even though it never appears in any stories.
ENEMIES:  People who hate wasted bandwith.


NAME:  Satan
CREATED BY:  Martin Phipps (martinphipps2 at yahoo.com)
TYPE:  Usable Without Permission
ADD NOTES:  Satan was one of the first angels created by God.  God banished
Satan to Hell when Satan refused to obey God's commandment for angels "Thou
shalt not touch human women".
APPEARANCE:  Red with horns.
ENEMIES:  Just about everybody.
ALLIES: Bee.gzip.bub
FIRST ISSUE: Google.mesh #1


NAME:  The Wondersock
  CREATED BY:  Arthur Spitzer (arspitzer at earthlink.net)
  TYPE:  Usable Without Permission
  POWERS:  The ability to possess people when they put him on their foot.
  ADD NOTES:  He tempted Knows-How-to-Please-Her-Man Girl into eating from
the Vending Machine of No-Free-Lunches.  For this crime God punished him and
all socks by forcing them to be worn on human feet.  Currently he's the Lord
of the Anti-Party Time Zone.
  ENEMIES:  God and Human Feet.
  FIRST ISSUE:  The Daily Super Short-Short Story #11


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THE WILDCARDS:


NAME:  Dr. Idius O'Stupid Agottawork
  CREATED BY:  Arthur Spitzer (arspitzer at earthlink.net)
  TYPE:  Public Domain
  POWERS:  He's the biggest expert in the field of Stupidology.  He's very
good at thinking of ideas that are so stupid they will probably work.
  FIRST ISSUE:  Looniverse Y #1


NAME:  Gotta-Luv-Me Lad
  CREATED BY:  Arthur Spitzer (arspitzer at earthlink.net)
  TYPE:  Ask for permission first
  POWERS:  The ability to make readers love him.
  ADD NOTES:  Created by God, Gotta-Luv-Me Lad was the first human being and
the father of mankind on Planet T-Bone.
 FIRST ISSUE:  The Daily Super Paragraph #2


NAME:  Knows-How-to-Please-Her-Man Girl
  CREATED BY:  Arthur Spitzer (arspitzer at earthlink.net)
  TYPE:  Ask for permission first
  POWERS:  The ability to please her man.
  ADD NOTES:  She was Gotta-Luv-Me Lad's second girlfriend made from his
melon-sized breasts.
  FIRST ISSUE:  The Daily Super Short-Short Story #7


NAME:  St. wReavenger Van Saxdrippseel McHuberyike III
  CREATED BY:  Arthur Spitzer (arspitzer at earthlink.net)
  TYPE:  Public Domain
  ADD NOTES:  He (or She) wrote the 'Everything You Always Wanted To Know
About The LNH, But Were Afraid To Ask' manual.


NAME:  Ted the Time-traveling Atheist
  CREATED BY:  Arthur Spitzer (arspitzer at earthlink.net)
  TYPE:  Public Domain
  POWERS:  Has time traveling powers
  ADD NOTES:  He went back in time and met Gotta-Luv-Me Lad and
Knows-How-to-Please-Her-Man Girl in the Garden of Party Time.
  FIRST ISSUE:  The Daily Super Short-Short Story #8


NAME:  TJ (Timmy-Joe Jim-Bob)
  CREATED BY:  Saxon Brenton (saxon.brenton at uts.edu.au)
  TYPE:  Useable Without Permission
  POWERS:  Mutant with moderately enhanced strength, speed, agility
and resilience.
  ADD NOTES:  He's a mugger who was possessed by Damian the Wondersock
when the latter was searching for Martin Wryce, and who stuck around
to help defeat Damian and his demonic allies. His Secret Origin about
how he came to spend his latter teenaged years in a concentration camp
is in The Daily Super Short-Short Story #54. The important thing to
remember about TJ is that he's no longer completely messed in the head.
  FAMILY: Parents; Greg, Alex (brothers), Tammy (sister), Josie
(sister, deceased).
  FIRST ISSUE(S): The Daily Super Short-Short Story #20-21.



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Arthur "Rostering" Spitzer



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