LNH/LNH2/FWVI: Ultimate Mercenary #5
milos_parker at yahoo.com
Thu Mar 23 09:48:23 PST 2006
> Author's notes: Well, after two years, I finaly managed to write this
> issue. And it kind of sucked, didn't it?
Not really. I found it pretty enjoyable. I especially liked the
alternate versions of Ult. Merc, the slam on Bendis, and--
> They walked off, the others observing them cautiously. "So what is
> going on?" said Ultimate Mercenary. "You--oh no." He had realized as
> he approached the bathroom that, due to the fact that it hardly makes
> riveting drama, he hadn't taken a leak for all the time he'd been in
> the evil Producer's movie. "I'll, ah, be gone for a moment. Ninja
> "If you have to urinate, that's fine. Just try not to be pulled into
> another dimension warp."
>>From now on, whenever I have to take a leak, I will tell my wife and/or
friends and/or coworkers that I have to attend to Ninja Business.
And it's all your fault.
> "Bu-ha-whaa?" Ultimate Mercenary was totally at a loss for words.
> The idea of him actually having children made his mind boggle. THe
> idea of him actually undergoing the activity that would lead to having
> children made his mind boggle even more. "Uh-guh--Who was the mother?
> Did Manga Girl finally come to love me?"
Ultimate Mercenary doesn't know it, but the Manga Girl he knows died in
JOURNEY INTO IRRELEVANCY (along with Fuzzboy). I must say that, at
first glance, this Manga Girl seems much less annoying and much better
concieved than her predecessor. :-)
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