LNH: Haiku Gorilla Adventures # 21
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Tue Mar 21 07:53:23 PST 2006
HAIKU GORILLA # 21
No last name for Jane
there's no such thing as hopeless
for each leaf, a face
SENRYU-KEN! (LETTERS PAGE)
On the subject of Haiku Gorilla vs. Gothic Gorilla:
It is only March
Think of the implications
For the next Ape month
Joltin' Jamie Rosen
Dear The Joltin' One,
By which time HAIKU GORILLA ADVENTURES will probably be on issue #
1000, thus beating CEREBUS as the highest-numbered creator-owned
series. That's right, Sims. We're calling you out. Look at it
1. Dave Sims is a misogynist.
2. Haiku Gorilla is not.
Therefore: Davd Sims is the exact opposite of Haiku Gorilla.
1. Haiku Gorilla is not a cat.
...I think you can figure out the rest for yourself.
OMG i cant believe youd say that GG soooooooooo rawks and culd totlly
pwnz0r that wimpy HG!!!!111!!!!1 your just jelous i bet your relly
I must admit that at first I had some trouble deciphering your
missive. But then I got ahold of a copy of the Voynich manuscript, and
using it as a key, I was able to decode. And, having decoded, I must
say that I agree with you 100 %. Translating for those not in the
Gothic Gorilla (GG) does indeed reek (rawks) like cold tater-tots
(culd totlly) of the variety pawned (pwnzOr) by J. Wellington Wimpy
(wimpy) in order to procure a hamburger (HG).
But why you're sending us your Popeye fan-fiction is beyond me.
(C) COPYRIGHT 2006 TOM RUSSELL.
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