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[Martin Phipps]

Tom Russell wrote:
> Martin Phipps wrote:
> > Arthur Spitzer wrote:
> > > Tom Russell wrote:
> > >
> > > > Martin Phipps wrote:
> > > >
> > > >>Arthur Spitzer wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >>>Martin Phipps wrote:
> > > >>> >Tom Russell wrote:
> > > >>> >> It is a truth universally acknowledged that last night
> > > >>> >> I dreamt I went to LNHHQ again, where they called me
> > > >>> >> Ish Kabibble (my father's family name being Kabibble,
> > > >>> >> and my Christian name being Ish), but when I tell
> > > >>> >> people that the first thing they'll probably want to
> > > >>> >> know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood
> > > >>> >> was like, but I don't feel like going into it, to tell
> > > >>> >> you the truth, so call me Thought-Bubble Boy.
> > > >>> >
> > > >>> >When I say that what I dream is "universally acknowledged", it's
> > > >>> >because that's my power: everybody knows what I'm thinking, including
> > > >>> >what I may be dreaming about when I sleep; you see, I'm a kind of
> > > >>> >telepath except I don't pick up other people's thoughts but rather
> > > >>> >broadcast them out to everybody around me (which is not much of a power
> > > >>> >I know but there you go).
> > > >>>
> > > >>>I should also warn you that I have multiple personality disorder so when
> > > >>>I... no... not... taking... over... ahhhrhrhkkkkkggggghhh... Skippy
> > > >>>lives again!
> > > >>
> > > >>I must... regain... control... before... people learn... my dreaded
> > > >>secret.
> > > >
> > > > "Too late."
> > >
> > > Now that Skippy in control -- going to eat Big Jar of -- Peanut
> > > Butter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> >
> > "Come to me, young Thought Bubble Boy and I will see that you will have
> > all the peanut butter you could ever want!"
>
> If only I wasn't fatally allergic to peanut butter.

The fear of imminent death through peanut butter was enough to bring me
back to my senses... but who was that man in a black cape and hood?

Martin