[LNH] President Evil #5
milos_parker at yahoo.com
Sun Apr 30 20:31:37 PDT 2006
Adrian James McClure wrote:
> "Braaaaaains!" groaned the oncoming zombie senior citizens.
> "It's nice to see men who want me for my brains," said Forgotten Gal.
> "But sorry, you can't have 'em. How about some FIST!" She started
> And on the outskirts of RACCoon city, the most unlikely zombie of all
> shambled in: Ralph Nadir! Yes, the world's most famous consumer
> advocate, long thought to have been killed by retcon
>(well, OK, maybe "classic" is stretching it a
> has now risen from the grave to run for president!
> Lion Brain
> didn't have a body anymore, and the body he'd had was that of a
> genentically engineered lion anyway, so she wasn't really his type.
> But he had to admit intellectually that she was very attractive.
> Now I can have my revenge
> for the mean comments he left on my MySpace account!"
> "He's not really a vampire. He just pretends to be one to be more
> "I am so a vampire! I'm a psychic vampire. I can drain people's
> emotional energy."
> And now behold--Super Eyeball!"
> "No!" said Lion Brain. "No! It can't be! It's my own eyeball! How
> can you turn against me like this!"
> "You abandoned me!" said Super Eyeball. "Now you will pay for it!"
> "This exposition has gone on for long enough! For we are... THE
> RANDOM VILLAINS!"
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Poland, who are all public domain, in need of personalities, and were
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