LNH: Eggplant the Easter Miracle Komodo Dragon #1 to (??)
Arthur Spitzer
arspitzer at earthlink.net
Tue Apr 18 21:18:18 PDT 2006
in article 1145112244.302272.217060 at t31g2000cwb.googlegroups.com, Tom
Russell at milos_parker at yahoo.com wrote on 4/15/06 7:44 AM:
> You know, I always feel sorry for Cannon Fodder. At least at first,
> then I laugh.
<Lots of stuff snipped>
Thanks for the insight Tom.
But this story was just about Komodo Dragons killing Cannon Fodder.
No deep allegory here.
>
> Arthur Spitzer wrote:
>> "Relax, UN. This isn't *any* ordinary Komodo Dragon. This is Eggplant the
>> Easter Miracle Komodo Dragon! He wouldn't hurt anyone. He's here to teach
>> us about the true meaning of Easter because we've lost our way.
>
> And, surprisingly, he does:
>
>> gently put his hand on the lizard's head. And that's when Eggplant the
>> Easter Miracle Komodo Dragon lunged at Cannon Fodder's throat. The Komodo
>> Dragon's powerful jaws sank its into Cannon Fodder's tasty neck. Blood
>> started spurting out as Cannon Fodder struggled to escape. The Ultimate
>
> The true meaning of Easter is grisly, pulse-pounding violence. At
> least Arthur understands this, even if the Pope doesn't.
I thought it was about worshipping the Fertility Goddess Eostre by
exchanging eggs with people. Actually I don't believe in True Meanings of
Anything. Easter is a holiday for Kids worshipping the Easter Bunny as
far as I'm concerned.
>
>> If you look closely
>> -- you'll notice that Eggplant the Easter Miracle Komodo Dragon has a tiny
>> little black mustache -- which means... This isn't our "Eggplant the Easter
>> Miracle Komodo Dragon" -- but in fact this is an Eggplant the Easter Miracle
>> Komodo Dragon from an Alt.er.net Universe where all the "Holiday Miracle
>> Pets" are corrupt and evil."
>
> Eggplant Barrabas?
>
> --Tom
Arthur "See you later, Allegory Alligator" Spitzer
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