LNH/ACRA: Master Blaster: Insufficient Postage

[Arthur Spitzer]

in article 20060415060156.14982.qmail at web31310.mail.mud.yahoo.com, Tom
Russell at milos_parker at yahoo.com wrote on 4/14/06 11:01 PM:

> Warning: VERY, VERY STRONG ACRA.  Reader discretion
> advised.
> 
> TWO DOUBLE-AUGHT SIX
> 
> "We're back!" says Master Blaster as the time-cycle
> comes to a stop outside LNHHQ.  He notices a couple of
> cops whom are eying the net.heroes suspiciously.
> "Good morning, officers!  Anything I can help you
> with?"
> The cops grab WikiBoy.  "WikiBoy, you are under
> arrest!  Anything you say or do can..."
> "What I'd do?  What I'd do?"
> "You know what you did, you scum," says the other
> officer.  "You have nine hundred million charges of
> rape and three billion charges of child sodomy to
> answer for."
> "What?  What?"
> "Well," says Master Blaster, "you _did_ have sex
> with every person on the planet.  On the bright side,
> they might take your humanitarian work curing the AIDS
> virus into consideration."
> The police officer growls: "I still cry myself to
> sleep every night, you sick bastard."

Wow.  And to think there was time when something as slight as the
Woody Scandal would raise people's eyebrows.

Arthur "Raccie Winner for most likely to be retconned scene" Spitzer