8FOLD/ACRA: The House of Fiction # 3

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Tom Russell wrote:
> A Democrat is a human being that possesses a blood-pumping organ commonly referred to as a heart. A Republican is their opposite.

In Europe, a conservative is someone who believes in free enterprise.

In Canada, a conservative is someone who believes in free enterprise
and is against gay marriage.

In America, a conservative is someone who believes in free enterprise,
is against gay marriage and complains about the love-a-meters
corrupting the innocents who eat at the local McDonalds.

Martin