[RACCies] 2004 RACCies Awards Ceremony
pwerdna at outgun.com
Mon Mar 14 18:00:48 PST 2005
On Mon, 7 Mar 2005 02:06:06 +0000 (UTC), saxon.brenton at uts.edu.au
(Saxon Brenton) wrote:
> o o o o o o o o o o o
> o o The 2004 o o
> o o o (11th Annual) o o o
> o o RACCies Awards o o
> o o o o o o o o o o o
> "It's still the same old story
> A fight for love and glory
> A case of do or die
> The world will always gawp at conflict
> As time goes by. "
*wipes away a tear*
> Conflicto - dressed in a tuxedo of rhinestones - walks on the
> stage followed by a three-eyed crocodile, the fire-breathing camel
> and a wheeled water tank containing a palomino hippocampus. "Hey,
> thanks PAM2. And that is *such* a cool tux!".
When I first glanced at that paragraph, I thought there was some kind
of tuxedo-wearing rhinoceros in there.
> "Finalist for the IMAGE TESTAMONIAL TIMEPIECE (BATTERIES NOT
> INCLUDED) are: Paul Hardy [the screen shows the Legion of Occult
> Heroes departing with the Dvandom Stranger], Scavenger [Rebell Yell
> sits beside a dusty roadside, waiting for his next storyline to come
> along], and Everyone [screen cycles through audience shots of past
> RACCies ceremonies]. And the winner is (fwoosh!!!): Everyone! Okay
> people, you can now open those envelopes that were on your chairs
> as you came in."
It's an honor just to be nominated!
> No-Point Lad happily climbs the stage and accepts the award on
> behalf of the author, to the astonishment of Dismal-Hope Lad, who
> had honestly thought their author had had no chance.
> "Finally from me, RACC11. BEST FLAMEWAR. The finalists are:
> "Using the word 'said' over other descriptive terms", "Should we stop
> having RACCies?", and "RACC is too apathetic to have flamewars".
> Strange, I thought that last one was just a metatextual comment.
> Oh well. The winner is: "Should we stop having RACCies?".
Which, in itself, is a bit worrying. >>;
> Kid Enthusiastic bounces on to stage. "Thanks, Pointless Awards
> Man!" he chirrups.
Yay! <3 Also, I gotta use "chirrups" at one point.
> MegaMetal BlastLord
That name gets better each time I read it.
> "So what happens when Pointless Awards Man I finally gets out
> of that closet?"
> "Oh, probably just a fight scene."
> "Oh? Is that all?"
Next Issue: Somebody DIES!
Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, who resolves to win something next
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