[RACCies] Just Imagine Saxon Brenton's RACCies! #4

[Andrew Perron]

Manga Man circled around the cockpit, as Boysenstrawblue Alan "Steve"
Berry set the autopilot and got out of his chair.  His mind whirred
frantically, thinking up a plan by which he could defeat this net.hero
and, and, and what was he doing again?  Let's see, that's right, oh
SH--

He shouted, as he was knocked to the ground by Berry's foot-sweep,
"Wait!  We need to tell the LNH--" CRACK!  His head impacted a metal
bulb at exactly the wrong angle, and he was out like a light.

The Fastingest Man Alive nodded, and picked up Manga Man's inert body.
Must be a rookie, out to take down one of the less-powerful LNHers.
Well, Ultimate Ninja could deal with him...

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"Okay, so we're agreed then," said anonymous RACC reader #1. "For
Pointless Awards Man II to come back from the dead, we'd need either a
four-issue miniseries where he returns to save Pointless Awards Man I,
an arc of LNH Comics Presents written by his original writer, or a
chaotic add-on cascade where he appears suddenly, without
explaination, in the middle of events."

"But anonymous RACC reader #1," replied anonymous RACC reader #2,
"this *is* a chaotic add-on cascade, and he did in face appear
suddenly, without explaination, in the middle of events."

"...well shoot, you're right," said anonymous RACC reader #1.  "Sorry
about that, Pointless Awards Man II, I--"

But he was gone, and the readers could only turn back to their
computer screens to see what happened next.

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The Shoe Devil cackled.  After this night, it would own all their
soles!

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Mike shuffled down the street.  Nothing to do, then, but sit and wait
for the rejection letter from the pizza place.  If only something
exciting would--

*BOOM!*

Mike stared at the glowing purple rock that had embedded itself in the
concrete.  Slowly, a hatch opened on its site.

"Young Earthling... you must help me... must take on... the power...
of Grapety Purple Man..."

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Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, no idea.