[RACCies] Just Imagine Saxon Brenton's RACCies! #4
Andrew Perron
pwerdna at outgun.com
Sun Jan 30 20:12:43 PST 2005
Manga Man circled around the cockpit, as Boysenstrawblue Alan "Steve"
Berry set the autopilot and got out of his chair. His mind whirred
frantically, thinking up a plan by which he could defeat this net.hero
and, and, and what was he doing again? Let's see, that's right, oh
SH--
He shouted, as he was knocked to the ground by Berry's foot-sweep,
"Wait! We need to tell the LNH--" CRACK! His head impacted a metal
bulb at exactly the wrong angle, and he was out like a light.
The Fastingest Man Alive nodded, and picked up Manga Man's inert body.
Must be a rookie, out to take down one of the less-powerful LNHers.
Well, Ultimate Ninja could deal with him...
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"Okay, so we're agreed then," said anonymous RACC reader #1. "For
Pointless Awards Man II to come back from the dead, we'd need either a
four-issue miniseries where he returns to save Pointless Awards Man I,
an arc of LNH Comics Presents written by his original writer, or a
chaotic add-on cascade where he appears suddenly, without
explaination, in the middle of events."
"But anonymous RACC reader #1," replied anonymous RACC reader #2,
"this *is* a chaotic add-on cascade, and he did in face appear
suddenly, without explaination, in the middle of events."
"...well shoot, you're right," said anonymous RACC reader #1. "Sorry
about that, Pointless Awards Man II, I--"
But he was gone, and the readers could only turn back to their
computer screens to see what happened next.
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The Shoe Devil cackled. After this night, it would own all their
soles!
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Mike shuffled down the street. Nothing to do, then, but sit and wait
for the rejection letter from the pizza place. If only something
exciting would--
*BOOM!*
Mike stared at the glowing purple rock that had embedded itself in the
concrete. Slowly, a hatch opened on its site.
"Young Earthling... you must help me... must take on... the power...
of Grapety Purple Man..."
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Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, no idea.
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