RACCIES: Look what the cat promoted in!!!

[Arspitzer]

Oh yeah!  I almost forgot!  I'm also eligible for the

FAVORITE PERSON WHO HANGS OUT ON A.C.LNH Award

I've been hanging out on alt.comics.lnh this year and
I even declared myself king of alt.comics.lnh.

I've also been challenging the corruption of the Looniversal
Answering Machine.  Here are some of the accusations I made:

http://tinyurl.com/4z7os
http://tinyurl.com/4t5rg

You can see that the Looniversal Answering Machine has failed
to answer all of them.

It's clear that the Looniversal Answering Machine is much to 
evil to win this year's award.  So I think it should go to me.

Arthur "God Bless alt.comics.lnh" Spitzer