LNH: Easily-Discovered Man #45

Jesse Willey cabbagewielder at yahoo.com
Fri Sep 10 23:35:53 PDT 2004

Just to be gooy...


Yes____ 3). I have ever been present in a city or
other urban area where representatives of al-Qaeda
were meeting or where they might someday meet.

 Yes _____ 5). I have ever participated in an
organization with demonstrated or potential ties to a
terrorist organization  (including, but not limited
to, a teacher's union).

 Yes  _____ 6). I have ever participated in an
organization which provided aid and comfort to the
enemies of the United States (through such actions as
material support, political aggrandizement, public
ridicule of the President of the United States, or
speaking French).

 Yes ______ 7). I have thought of participating in
such an organization.

Yes ______ 9). I have ever omitted "under God" while
saying the Pledge of Allegiance.

   Yes _____ 14). I have ever enjoyed a Michael Moore

   Yes  _____ 15). I have failed to enjoy "The Passion
of the Christ."

Yes  _____ 20). I find these questions frightening.

        Please award yourself one point for each
checked answer, and an additional five points if you
checked question 13.  Results below:


        5-15: While 15 points on a questionnaire might
not seem like much, it ought to be enough to convince
the Security Council that you and your neighborhood
present a serious risk to the
safety of the free world.  Please submit yourself to
the Office of Homeland Security for re-education.


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