[LNHY/ACRA] The Daily Super Short-Short Story #51 [long]
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Sun Oct 31 21:32:09 PST 2004
The Daily Super Short-Short Story #51 [long]
A Devil Came Down to Georgia 33
Last time: Martin and TJ rescued Delroy from Tsurlich.
"Now what?" asked Delroy as the three of them left the area after
disposing of Tsurlich's bits as best they could. It was early evening,
and without quite realising it they were gravitating back towards the
university where he and Martin were seminary students.
"We need to retreat to a safe place while we work out which
superhero group to contact," TJ said thoughtfully.
"Superheroes?" asked Martin. He had managed to get his morphology
under control, and his techno-organic encrustations that were still
showing were again smooth metallic imitations of human flesh.
"The rescue we pulled off had to be quick, so there was no time
for calling in help and explaining what was going on," TJ explained
simply. "Now that we have time, we can call in some heroes, who will
no doubt be more than willing to eradicate demons. Also, the word of
superheros will make the police and coroner more likely to listen to
our story of how Delroy had his face stolen, and that will be important
for re-establishing his identity."
Delroy sucked in a breath. He'd been tying not to think about that.
TJ continued, and to Martin's eye he almost seemed to trying to
offer Delroy support despite his pragmatic manner. "It should be easy
enough to prove what's happened by checking dental records, maybe even
fingerprints." TJ didn't add that it would be easier to prove their
story to superheros with the clear evidence of a man who had a face a
noticeably different skin tone to the rest of his body. You could even
see the line of demarcation running around his neck. Then he realised
that they had arrived on campus, and sighed. "I don't think this is the
safest place to stop over."
"Lisa and her friends have been following you for a while, so they
know where you live." He paused and added, "Only Damian knew where I
live, and it's gone now, so I suppose my place would be safer. Mind
you, Kien seemed to think that if he had enough time he could track
anyone with his psychic powers, so there might be nowhere that's fully
safe except for really short stops."
"Something like that occurred to me, and I've been trying to block
it," said Martin.
TJ looked at him. "You can do that? Lisa knew you were powerful,
but it looks like you're more versatile than she thought."
They had paused near the dormitories. Martin said, "I... think so.
It feels like something I can do, and I'm following the feeling, but I
have no idea whether it's working or not."
"Mr Wryce!" interrupted a sour sounding voice. "What do you think
you're doing? "
Delroy and Martin groaned. It was Sister Garvina, a suspicious-
minded and authoritarian old battleaxe who had developed the style of
terrorising students when she had been teaching primary school and had
been unable to change her ways even now that she was dealing with young
adults of voting age.
"Sister, I can explain everything... "
"Oh, I'm sure," she replied sarcastically. "Smugging hoards of
unsavoury visitors into the dorms for drunken frat parties."
"It's not like that..."
"You can just save your explanations for Father Sourdust. Now move!"
"Sister, we don't have time for that. It's an emergency."
"Move, I said!"
And then TJ, who for reasons which will soon become clear really
didn't like members of institutional religions in general, grabbed her
by the shoulder, spun her around, and hit her full force with his
leather-gloved mutant fist. There was a (to him) satisfying crack as
his knuckles connected to her jaw, and then the nun collapsed
unconscious on the grass.
"What did you do that for!?" cried Delroy, sudden visions of what
sort of discipline would be in the offering when the university's
authorities found out.
"We don't have time for this," snapped TJ. "I am going home. If
you want a safe place to stay while we sort out our next move, you'd
better come with me." Then he strode off and refused to answer any
questions until he arrived at his tenement.
"Okay, look, what was that all about?" demanded Martin as soon as
they were in the door. He had been stewing over it all the way here,
and any sense of gratitude for TJ's help or sympathy over his part in
TJ's castration was fast evaporating.
TJ rounded on him. "I have seen more than enough bullying from you
religious types in the concentration camps to last me a lifetime, and
I'm not going to put up with that shit again! If I catch *any* of you
trying to push me around again, I'll assume your a fscking Christian
Terrorist and kill you like I would a Muslim planejacker!"
"What!?" exclaimed Martin. He glanced at Delroy, who looked
equally shocked. "You were in the camps? You mean you're an *atheist*!"
"Yes," snapped TJ, with a mixture of anger, pain and stubborn defiance.
Hmm? What's that, you were expecting TJ to have been in a
concentration camp for MUTANTS? Tsk. Yes, well, I'm a naughty Writer for
pulling a bait-and-switch like that, but admit it, you wouldn't have
fallen for that trick if you hadn't been soaking up the cliches from all
those X-Men comics and movies, now would you?
Sigh. Now I suppose I'd better offer up an explanation. I'll try to
keep the infodump from getting too dry.
As you recall from the first arc set in the Garden of Party Time,
in Looniverse Y God the Obnoxious Father - the God of Abraham of the
Hebrews, Christian and Muslims - is an overbearing pain-in-the-arse. This
has certain inevitable effects on the nature of the faiths that worship
him. Now, it's nevertheless True that Jesus the, Like, Totally Mellow Son,
and various angels, archangels and saint have tried to ameliorate this
but that simply means there's a slightly schizophrenic dichotomy between
those people who believe that they're obliged to be good and help make
the world a better place, and those who consider their faith as a tool
for consolidating their own authority. After all, there is a *reason*
why, in Looniverse Y, Lucifer succumbed to pride and rebelled; and that
reason is the Hermetic principle As above, so Below'.
In August of 1988 the then president George Bush Sr said that as
far as he was concerned atheists didn't deserve citizenship of the United
States. We will be generous and assume that, as far as Real Life is
concerned, he was posturing for the benefit of the group that, in any
universe, TJ would characterise as the Religious Reich. Bush Sr's
motivations in the mainstream Looniverse have yet to be hashed out
in-canon; and while it's the type of dark theme that would sing to the
hearts of the Omega Writers, that story universe is more or less in
indefinite hiatus. As for the ASH universe, well, there's no mention of
it in the Causality Wars FAQ, where you think it might be mentioned as
part of a conservative backlash against the return of pagan gods - but
_Academy of Super-Heroes_ #11 had some details about President Quayle's
shadow government, which, when viewed with a jaundiced eye...
In Looniverse Y Bush's Net.publican administration quietly handed
out authority to various conservative groups for the creation of concen-
tration camps for the internment and political re-education' of those
known to profess to not have any faith. There wasn't any fanfare, but it
wasn't exactly secret either and the denials and lies wouldn't come
until much later when the whole things was falling apart.
Even under Clinton's Dir.mocrat government, the camps persisted. A
conservatively stacked Supreme Court, combined with cowardice among
congressmen and senators, made it seem that they could not be closed down.
It would take the greed of those involved to destroy their own creation.
Different camps were administered by different denominations. It
eventually came to light that they had separately but collectively began
to plan to use their institutions to advance their own dogma at the
expense of all others.
The political stink that arose when it was shown that the ultra-
conservative Christian groups weren't just trying to suppress atheists
and non-Christian religions, but other Christian sects, was enormous. How
dare they try and do unto us before we get the chance to do unto them!?
The camps were outlawed and closed (although rumours persist...), the
participants blustered or denied everything (the Catholics fell back
into invoking Papal Infallibility; the Mormons recycled Bingham Young's
methods of trying to keep bigamy a secret and simply lied about their
involvement; everyone else fell somewhere between those two), and
perhaps most concretely, the conservative religious vote was split
along sectarian lines, thwarting George Bush Jr's 2000 bid for the
And that was how Hexadecimal Luthor became the Usenetted States
president in *this* Looniverse.
Tomorrow: Not sure. There's a fire bombing due in the next issue or so,
but I think tomorrow TJ will go and get some takeaway dinner.
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used with belated permission.
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