LNHY/ACRA: The Daily Super Paragraph #3
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Sat Aug 21 14:32:22 PDT 2004
<<Warning: You might be endangering your soul to eternal damnation in
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The Daily Super Paragraph #3
LAST TIME: God created a character named 'Gotta-Luv-Me Lad' and became
concerned that he was running out of ideas for this series. And now....
'Stop in the name of Paragraph Law!'
God was just about to write a really great story when they came. "Your
paragraph abuse has gone too far, God!!" said a man in a red uniform.
"And now we, the Mighty Morphin' Paragraph Police, are going to take you
down!! To quote Webster's: A paragraph is a subdivision of a written
composition that consists of one or more sentences, deals with ONE point
or gives the words of ONE speaker, and begins on a new usu. indented
line. Do you have anything to say in your defense, God?" God cleared
his throat, "Bah! You fools! I'm God! I define what is proper
paragraph use! I define the meaning of a paragraph!! I am
infallible!!" And with that God used his God vision and burned the
Mighty Morphin' Paragraph Police to a complete crisp only leaving their
very charred skeletons behind.
TOMORROW: God gets back to writing a really great story!
Author's Note: You know, I probably should have called this 'The Daily
Super Short Short Story' instead.
Arthur "Poor Paragraph Police" Spitzer
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