SG: The life and death of Cybertech

Lawrence Brown lbrown at littlehouseontheweb.com
Tue Apr 6 22:12:38 PDT 2004


Amigoid and Dr. Sheri Brown present the authorial debut of their son 
Christopher,
and his own Muse-inspired Superguy story.  (The list lives on!)

	THE LIFE AND DEATH OF CYBERTECH


One day Cybertech was running through Paragon City in Kings Rock, when he 
saw something in the alley.  It wasn’t like anything he’d seen before.  It 
looked like the Hulk, but it was orange.  He decided to try and 
communicate.  He said, “What are you doing in the dark?”

“Hiding
” it answered in a gruff voice.

“From what?” Asked Cybertech.

“S.W.A.T.” it replied.

Cybertech was confused.  “Would you like to come home with me?”

“YES!!” Nearly knocking Cybertech over.

As the two friends walked to the Trolley, two huge thugs jumped out of a 
nearby alley.
They yelled, “OW!” as Cybertech knocked them to the ground.  As soon as 
they got up, they let loose a huge energy blast, knocking Cybertech 
out.  Cybertech’s friend responded with a really loud AAARGH! And the two 
fiends were knocked to the ground.  POW!  As soon as they got up, now 
called the Golden Rod, he let out another AAARGH, roaring loudly as he made 
the earth quake with an energy blast that cut them like salami.

Just then, Cybertech woke up.  He looked at what was left of the two thugs 
and tried not to say, “Yuck!!”.  As they got on the Trolley, people gasped, 
in awe, and some clapped.  Cybertech and the Golden Rod knew that they had 
formed a new superhero duo.

As soon as they got home, two 5000’ aliens appeared.  Cybertech said, 
“Shall we fight?”

“Lets
” said Golden Rod, and they destroyed the aliens with one attack.

Next, Cybertech opened the door and said, “After you, Golden Rod.”



The next day, Golden Rod and Cybertech were running through Galaxy City, 
just like the day before. But this time, they saw something in a trashcan 
that looked like Golden Rod, but was smaller and blue.   So, they decided 
to communicate. They said, “What are you doing in there?”

“Sleeping
” it said.

“Why?” They both said.

“Because Tired.” It said. “Now leave alone before cranky.”

“Would you like to explore with us?” asked Cybertech.

“
ooookaaay.” It said.

As of now, the three friends, as they walked away, a trillion foot high 
stone monster got down on Cybertech and Golden Rod, which were now 
Cyberpancake and Golden Pancake. Now named Blue Doom turned around and 
merely touched the monster.  The monster turned into three grains of 
sand.  Just then Cybertech and Golden Rod turned themselves back to regular 
shape.  They gasped at their friend, not knowing how powerful he was and 
thought it was good they hadn’t made him angry.

But while Blue Doom was showing his muscles, and Cybertech and Golden Rod 
were staring at Blue Doom, someone had set fire to the grass, which trapped 
Cybertech, The Golden Rod, and the mysterious Blue Doom.  But Blue Doom 
chanted, “The Blue ring of Evil will not escape my sight!”  As a villain 
floated above them in a blue shield the villain cried ‘Help’ as he and the 
shield sank into the ground and the fire went out.

Blue Doom formed a shield around his friends and they all floated home.


The very next day, Cybertech, The Golden Rod, and Blue Doom were running 
through Skyway City, when they saw something by a tub of nuclear waste.  It 
was a human trying to break it open with a bomb.  The man ran behind a 
brick wall as the bomb counted down, “Three-Two-One-*BOOM*!!!!!!!!”

Before Cybertech could save him, the waste covered the human, as he slowly 
turned into the Red-Hulk. Cybertech, The Golden Rod, and Blue Doom 
gasped.  Will it be their end? Will Blue Doom destroy him?

Red-Hulk let out a blood-curdling “RARRARAAAUGH!!!” as Blue Doom formed a 
blue shield around the monster.  Red-Hulk tried to get away but he just got 
shocked.  “AAARRRGH!” He screamed.   While Red-Hulk was trapped, Cybertech 
tried to communicate.  Cybertech said, “Would you like to join our team?” 
(For some stupid reason, I think he is going a little crazy, because the 
monster is about to kill him.)

Instead of talking the Red-Hulk screamed even louder.  (I think someone 
needs a time out.)

Blue Doom was sweating! Cybertech and The Golden Rod could not believe it. 
Blue Doom was sweating even harder than the other day.  He’d looked 
invincible, but now he was sweating like crazy.   Cybertech and The Golden 
Rod decided to help.  They let out a huge “RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAARRRR” and the 
Red-Hulk grew the size of the Empire State Building.  As soon as he stopped 
growing, he let out a blast that couldn’t be described by words.  Cybertech 
was turned into a pile of scrap and the Golden Rod was turned into a 
rod.  Both of what was left of Cybertech and the Golden Rod fell to the 
ground in a big heap and the trio turned into one left.  The Blue Doom 
yelled so loud a bigger building fell on the Red-Hulk.

The Blue Doom, defeated, had a bunch of flashbacks of Cybertech and Golden 
Rod, of swimming in their pool that had all their initials on the 
bottom.  Times that they played football, baseball, and kickball. (They 
were so strong the games didn’t last long.) He fell to his knees and cried 
and sniffled and remembered the first time they had met.  He cried and 
sobbed even more. By now he was covered with his own tears. He went to 
their funeral. Many people cried that day, and someday you may see their 
graves.
The End.
  




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