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<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Courier New"">][][][][][][][][][][][<
COVER * GALLERY * #29i>][][][][][][][][][][][<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Courier New""><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Courier New"">The cover shows the
Ultimate Ninja reading a birthday card <o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Courier New"">(using all of his
ninja birthday card reading skills) as <o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Courier New"">the entire LNH
stands behind him gasping in shock at what <o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Courier New"">is being read
(Except for Cannon Fodder who is in a pool of <o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Courier New"">his own blood due to
the paper cut he got when he opened <o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Courier New"">the card's
envelope).<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Courier New"">A word balloon
stabbing the Ultimate Ninja in the cheek <o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Courier New"">says, "Dear,
LNH!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Would have written an actual
story, but <o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Courier New"">didn't feel like it
so I'm doing this Cover Gallery thingee <o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Courier New"">instead.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Happy 23rd!<span style="mso-spacerun:
yes"> </span>Nothing else to say.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">
</span>Signed -- The <o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Courier New"">Writer of Cover
Gallery #29i -- PS:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Don't let
Cannon <o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Courier New"">Fodder open the
envelope!"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Courier New"">Cover blurb:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Some people said a story about the
Ultimate <o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Courier New"">Ninja reading a
birthday card -- and just reading a <o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Courier New"">birthday card would
never ever happen!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Well, fasten
your <o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Courier New"">safety belt, dear
readers -- because you're about to read <o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Courier New"">the cover of that
story!!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>You're about to go on the <o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Courier New"">readingest birthday
card reading adventure ever (And by <o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Courier New"">adventure I mean
reading this cover -- not like an actual <o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Courier New"">adventure)!!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Will the Looniverse ever be the same
again?!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Courier New"">(Well, since there's
no actual story -- I guess we'll never <o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Courier New"">know the actual
answer to that -- we'll just have lay in <o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Courier New"">bed and be tormented
by that question for the rest of our <o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Courier New"">natural lives.)<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Courier New"">][][][][][][][][][][][<
* * * * * * * * * * *>][][][][][][][][][][][<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Courier New"">Credits:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Courier New"">Ultimate Ninja and
Cannon Fodder -- wReam<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Courier New"">Arthur
"Readingest" Spitzer<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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