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<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New""><span style="mso-spacerun:
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</span>Another LNH Title?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Really?
#3<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"">[Cover:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>An LNH reader looking at their computer
starts to read a story about the Ultimate Ninja and Dr. Stomper doing
absolutely nothing, but eating pizza.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">
</span>Nothing.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Just eating
pizza.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>No, really, nothing.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Just eating pizza.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>And a thought balloon comes out of the
reader's head that says, "Why am I reading this story?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>WHY!!!????"]<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"">The
Looniverse (Classic Flavor) --<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"">The
Loonivearth --<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"">The
Loonited States of America --<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"">Net.ropolis
--<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"">A
Pizza Pit located next to the Legion of Net.Heroes Headquarter Building --<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"">A
table outside the Pizza Pit --<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New""><span style="mso-spacerun:
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</span>'There WILL be Pizza!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span>And it WILL be Eaten!!!'<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"">The
Ultimate Ninja looked suspiciously at the pizza that the waitress had just
served to them.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>"This makes
no sense!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>What am I doing here?!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>What is this?!!!!"<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>The Leader of the Legion of Net.Heroes
and master of all forms of ninja stuff scanned the area around him.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"">"Relax,
UN," said Dr. Stomper -- chief scientist of the LNH and master of all
pseudo scientific explanations.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">
</span>"It's just pizza.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">
</span>We're just eating a pizza together.<span style="mso-spacerun:
yes"> </span>Nothing's wrong."<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"">"Nothing?"
scowled the Ultimate Ninja starting to get very restless in the chair he was
sitting in.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>"Something is
always wrong!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Somewhere horrible
people are committing ghastly acts and I should be there to make those horrible
people pay for those monstrosities!!"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"">"Actually,"
said Stomper pulling a bizarre looking device from one of his labcoat
pockets.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>"Thanks to this
device I can now detect if anything horrible is happening in the entire
Looniverse.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>And it detects
absolutely nothing horrible happening in the Looniverse.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>No murder, bank robbery, muggings.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>No hurricanes, earthquakes, planets
about to blow up.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Nothing.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Absolutely nothing interesting is
happening right now.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Why don't you
just have some pizza?"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"">"How
do you even know that device of yours is even working?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>And why do you want me to eat this
pizza?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>And how do I even know that
you're really Dr. Stomper?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Maybe
you're some robot duplicate-alien shapeshifter-pod person and this is all part
of your twisted plan to enslave earth!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">
</span>Or maybe you are really Dr. Stomper and this is the moment when you
finally show your true colors.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">
</span>This is the first part of your insane scheme to destroy the LNH and the
Looniverse!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Is that it?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Is that what this is?!!!"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"">"If
you don't want to eat pizza, then don't eat any.<span style="mso-spacerun:
yes"> </span>More for me," said Stomper taking another slice.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"">"Oh.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Now I see it.<span style="mso-spacerun:
yes"> </span>You want all the pizza.<span style="mso-spacerun:
yes"> </span>You want it all for yourself!"<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>And with that said the Ultimate Ninja
using all his ninja pizza eating skills grabbed all the remaining slices and
crammed them with blinding speed into his mouth.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"">And
then the Ultimate Ninja stood on his chair, raised his arms, and let out a
primal scream.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span>*** *** *** ***<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"">And
the pizza slice woke up.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">
</span>Mozzarella sweat ran down its body.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"">"What's
wrong, dear," said the pizza slice next to it in the box.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>"You have that dream again?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>The dream about that weird crazy
Universe where humans eat us?"<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"">"Yes,"
said the pizza clutching tightly to its mushrooms and olives.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"">"That's
messed up," said the pizza eating a slice of cold human being.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span>*** *** *** ***<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"">Credits:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"">Ultimate
Ninja -- wReam<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"">Dr.
Stomper -- <span style="color:#1A1A1A">T.M. Neeck</span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"">Writer's
Note:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Nothing to say about this.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"">Arthur
"Nothing!!!!!" Spitzer<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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