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On Sun 4 Nov 2012 Arthur Spitzer wrote:<br>> Well, okay, Saxon... I won't force you to cash that check... <br>> so feel free to tear it up. I won't feel any guilt for having <br>> extra money in my checking account. :)<br>> <br>> But you should tell me that you absolutely have no plans to <br>> ever cash that check so I can fix my checking book.<br>> <br>> Arthur "Fourth Wallowing..." Spitzer<br> <br>Well, that's easy enough. Yeah, I have no intention of ever <br>banking it.<br> <br>But this is RACC, and that sort of assurance isn't good enough.<br> <br><ahem. [taps micophone] Is this thing on? Right. <br>Testing testing. 'I solemly swear that I am up to no <br>good.' How was that? Okay? Great.><br> <br>[declaims in a stentorian voice: ]<br> <br>I swear upon my hard earned reputation as a loony that <br>the cheque will not live to see another dawn. It will <br>neither cause problems for Arthur's bank balance nor <br>start any imprint wide RACC crossovers... ever again. <br>It will die. It will die horribly, begging for mercy, <br>and receive none. It will be rent asunder, bent, <br>folded, spindled and mutilated, and then poked with <br>soft cusions. In the best tradition of the TV Tropes <br>Wiki it will be deconstructed to an inch past its life, <br>and then its flensed corpse strung up for all to see. <br>Its life-ink will spill from its body to the ground, <br>where it will pool... moist and black and wet and inky.<br> <br> <br>[Hmm. I wonder if it might be the Arthur's-Check-Revenge-<br>Squad, travelling back in time, who built No!-It-Can't-Be-<br>Saxon-Brenton!-He's-Dead! Lad. Maybe I'd better start <br>making a list so that all these options can be properly <br>investigated.]<br> <br>---<br>Saxon Brenton<br> <br> <BR><div></div> </div></body>
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