LNH20: Bite-Size Tales of the LNH v20 #16: "Memetic Mutation"
Scott Eiler
seiler at eilertech.com
Tue Aug 7 20:22:38 PDT 2018
On 2018-08-07 12:11, Drew Perron wrote:
> The streak of light slammed into the ground next to the net.heroes, and when the smoke cleared, it was... a cybernetic duck, doing a perfect dab!
>
> Alexis gasped. "It looks like Psychovant from the show, but with more of an edge!"
>
> "Awwww, I'm blushin'." Psychovant - for it was he, the real deal! - spun to face the robot. "But I'm just stoppin' in. I got business here." He hopped up in the air and flew up to the head of the robot. "Namely..." He started WHAMMING on it with a cartoonish fist! "Some *asshole* stealing my trademark!"
>
> "What? Such concerns are an outlier! I'm ten thousand times too powerful to-- hey, stop that!" The giant robot duck attempted to knock the small partially-robot duck off its head, but the metal wings just weren't articulated that way.
>
> "I go all the way to Earth-20 to find some suckers willing to license my image, and not only do they turn me into a fuckin' kids' show, but I've got some joker who isn't even paying royalties! Massages! And! Daquiris! Do! Not! Pay! For! Themselves!" Whack whack whack!
Heh. I wasn't expecting Psychovant to be the *two* main characters of
this story. But I was warned. And this is totally Psychovant the Duck.
Massages and tropical drinks indeed can use some subsidies where he
comes from. Whack whack whack!
... yay, I kind of like this story for some reason. But watch out!
Next time this happens, Psychovant will hook up a cable somewhere and
*take over* the giant robot!
--
(signed) Scott Eiler 8{D> -------- http://www.eilertech.com/ ---------
When you *are* the leader... whatever goes wrong... whether you did it
or not... *you* are held responsible. - Barack Obama
I know. - Archie Andrews
- from Archie #617, March 2011, scripted by Alex Simmons.
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