[LNH20/LNH-ELSE] Bite-Size Tales of the LNH v20 #10: 'Sir Lancelot's Masticator' [HCC35]

[Arthur Spitzer]

On 3/9/13 7:01 PM, Saxon Brenton wrote:
> *****
>
> Second part. This part is LNH Elsewhirl.
>
>       Can-Handle-Any-Type-Of-Change-Except-For-The-Ultimate-Ninja-Wearing-
> A-Cape Lad walked through the devastated Net.ropolis.  The world...
> no, the entire universe... had been reduced to slobbering idiocy as the
> laws of reality had slowly rotted away as a result of the latest cosmic
> crisis.  Even the principles of drama and comedy had been eroded.  First
> madness, and then physical cataclysm had claimed just about everything
> and everyone.  There wasn't much left, and soon the ruined planet would
> start breaking up into cosmic rubble.

Ah, the perfect 
Can-Handle-Any-Type-Of-Change-Except-For-The-Ultimate-Ninja-Wearing-A-Cape 
Lad story!  Nicely done.


>       And at that point Fourth Wall Lass ripped open the wound in reality
> left over from the Omaha Project and the Looniverse shredded faster than
> the speed of plot.  (This is important.  Beings with superspeed who
> travel faster than the speed of light in order to move backwards in time
> and suchlike could have outraced mere physical speeds of destruction,
> but nothing moves faster than the speed of plot.)

Granted the tear in reality from the Omaha Project was a tear in the 
Fifth Wall.. so shouldn't it have been Fifth Wall Lass who did this?

Arthur "I suppose it doesn't matter..." Spitzer