LNH: Parsnip the Christmas Miracle Maggot #3 out of 4: Parsnips Athlete's Foot!

[Andrew Perron]

On Dec 16 2012, 1:38 pm, Arthur Spitzer <arspit... at earthlink.net>
wrote:

> Holiday-Spirit-Be-GON!:  Having trouble with socialist ghosts trying to
> guilt you into redistributing your wealth?!  Say goodbye to these
> Bolshevik poltergeist pests and hello to sweet, sweet money hoarding
> dreams!  Never feel sympathy for those grubby parasites (even those that
> work for you) that are trying to ruin your Christmas -- ever again!!!
> Ayn Rand Lass Approved!!

...man. The idea of Ayn Rand Lass as a late-period Ditko-style hero
who gets elected as the President of Planet T-Bone's Loonited
States... oh man.

> And he cured the guy -- but I guess the Athlete's
> Foot transferred to him -- and well -- it's bad.  It's very bad!
> Organic Lass said he might not make it -- make it to Christmas.  That's
> how bad it is."

...do maggots even have feet?

> "That sounds like a great idea," said Special Bonding Boy whose eyes
> were still glued to the TV.  "I'd like to help you with that, but -- umm
> -- there's a 'Touched by an Angel' marathon on and well -- I don't want
> to miss any of it."
>
> "Oh?  A 'Touched by an Angel' marathon?  I didn't know that," said The
> Incredible Man-With-No-Life sitting down to watch it with his fellow LNH'rs.

He's been possessed by Easily-Distracted Man of the Deadly Faux of
Easily-Discovered Man! AAAAAAAAA`o`

> Okay Special Bonding Boy might be slightly out of character here.

Just a smidge.

> For a more in character depiction of SBB (and Christmas tale by wReam)
> check this out:
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.comics.lnh/msg/842ea8e1d8fe8934?dm...

Oooooo, never read this one before.

> Arthur "Have never actually seen an episode myself..." Spitzer

Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, TORCHED by an ANGEL!