LNH: Easily-Discovered Man #51 (1/2)

[Martin Phipps]

On Mar 15, 12:56 pm, EDMLite <robroger... at gmail.com> wrote:
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>     Doused with microwave radiation, Theodore Wong gained the
> ability to glow and be detected at great distances by anyone
> with a Geiger counter.  Together with his sidekick Lite, his
> intern Cynical Lass, and fellow hero Substitute Lad, Wong wages
> a constant battle against the forces of corruption, chaos and
> common sense as the fabulous EASILY-DISCOVERED MAN.
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>     The following takes place during between issues #11 and #10
> (yes, the series uses reverse chronology) of "Beige Countdown."
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> -----Previously on "The Adventures of Easily-Discovered Man"----
>
>      While searching for the killer of their deadliest
> enemy, the Waffle Queen, Easily-Discovered Man and Easily-
> Discovered Man Lite are interrupted by the "Infinite
> Leadership Crisis," a world-changing event that takes them
> away from the investigation -- and their homes, their
> families and the world at large -- for more than 500 days.
>
>      When they return, the two discover that police have
> fingered a suspect in the Waffle Queen's murder -- Aurora
> Jones, the super-powered teen known as the Screen Saver and
> a close friend of Easily-Discovered Man Lite -- and that
> Jones is missing.
>
>      Before Lite can join the search for her, however, he's
> forced to defend his actions during the "Infinite
> Leadership Crisis" at a Legion of Net.Heroes disciplinary
> hearing.  Thanks to the damning testimony of his best
> friend, Frat Boy, Lite is found guilty of acting in a
> manner unbecoming of a Legionnaire, and promptly dismissed
> from the LNH.
>
>      Lite chooses this occasion to tell Cynical Lass of his
> long-concealed feelings for her... only to learn that she
> plans to accompany an LNH mission into deep space the next
> day.  Discouraged, Lite accompanies Easily-Discovered Man
> home, where he finds the hero's family and friends
> gathered in his living room -- along with the super-villain
> ReVamp Lass...

Wow.  I vaguely remember some of that.  It's like waking from a dream:
I remember Professor Perhap talking to Lite on a train.  Or do I?
Maybe that was just last night's pizza settling in my stomach.

Martin