LNH: LNH Comics Presents #506 (1/2)

[Scott Eiler]

On 7/18/2011 6:27 PM, EDMLite wrote:

>       "You think the Chinese are going to dick around with us
> over the exchange rate or the South China Sea, now that they
> know we can raise up an army of their ancestors whenever we
> damn well please?" Nixon asked. "How many pissant camel
> jockeys do you think are going to threaten to blow
> themselves up in our cities, knowing that the moment they
> do, they'll be signed up for a never-ending membership in
> Richard Nixon's new silent majority?"
...
>       "I don't care whether you're a vampire, the bogeyman
> or the Loch Ness *@#$%^in' Monster," President Boatman
> said, pointing at Lich Nixon.  "I woke up this morning
> as commander-in-chief over the most powerful nation on
> earth.  And I sure as hell didn't need an army of dead
> mother@#$%#$%ers around for that to be true."

The LNH had lots of good moments in this story, but I think we have our 
champion characters for the year right here.