[8Fold/Contest] Journal Into... #14 : All Us Zombies (HC13)
Saxon Brenton
saxonbrenton at hotmail.com
Sun Sep 26 22:30:28 PDT 2010
[8Fold/Contest] Journal Into... #14 : All Us Zombies (HC13)
Eightfold Comics Group Presents
A High Concept Adventure
JOURNEY INTO #14: All Us Zombies
By Saxon Brenton
The diabolical Professor Longitude slammed a fist down onto a
console, closing the blast doors and sealing the bulkheads to the
command centre of his flying fortress against the intruder and his
army of robots. There! That would hold him!
No. No it wouldn't, thought the diabolical Professor Longitude
with a scowl. He had to stop thinking like that - as though he were
facing off against a hero. The four colours were annoying in their
spurious morality, but they also tended to be comfortably predictable.
But the diabolical Professor Longitude had to get out of the
mindset of fighting heroes if he was going to battle against... himself!
A steel door began to glow cherry red as the metal heated up
*very* quickly, before turning white hot and then sublimating away to
nothingness within seconds. Well, they were only there for show - heavy
things decorated with huge ornamental rivets and meant to overawe
hostages. It was with the force field that the diabolical Professor
Longitude planned to thwart the advance of the invaders.
In marched several robots to take up position around the command
centre, their weapons raised in a futile attempt to threaten the creator
and master of the fortress. Behind this advance force came someone
looking pretty much identical to himself, excepting only a few slightly
different elements to the costume of stylised-labcoat-and-short-cape
with which to tell them apart.
The diabolical Professor Longitude clasped his hands behind his
back and in his best very-irritated-but-not-greatly-concerned voice
said, "You will explain the meaning of this."
The counterpart Professor Longitude gave him a look of cold
disdain. "I have come for revenge, as you knew full well I would. Or
did you overestimate your intelligence so much that you didn't think
I'd be able to track you to your hiding place?"
"You're speaking gibberish. Talk sensibly or I'll simply destroy
you where you stand." And as a small show of force the diabolical
Professor Longitude raised one of his gauntleted hands and let loose
a force bolt that blew apart one of his doppelganger's robots. The
other robots returned fire - only to have their energy weapons ricochet
off the diabolical Professor Longitude's force field, causing another
of their number to be destroyed.
The counterpart Professor Longitude did not seem particularly
worried about this. In fact, an energy beam bounced off of him as well,
indicating that he was protected with his own force field. Nevertheless
he ordered, "Stop," and brought the robots' assault to a halt. With
that done he raised a weapon of his own, firing at the diabolical
Professor Longitude.
Massive sub-sonic force penetrated the force field and shook the
diabolical Professor Longitude like a rattle. He barely had enough time
to adjust the inertial dampeners to compensate. Still, he had remained
standing in the face of his enemy.
The counterpart pointed an accusing finger at the diabolical
Professor Longitude and said, "You came to my Earth and dared to
impersonate me, disrupting several of my projects in the process. Now
I am here to crush you and usurp your identity, adding this Earth to my
future demesne of conquests!"
"I did no such thing!"
"Lies!" spat the counterpart Professor Longitude, and activated
an ID insinuator to reduce his opponent to gibbering madness. However
the diabolical Professor Longitude had an ESProtector to keep out any
psychic attacks.
Of course, it now occurred to the diabolical Professor Longitude
that if this interloper was from a parallel Earth then he could use a
quantum destabiliser to rip the counterpart Professor Longitude free
from this strata of space-time and send him drifting helplessly between
continua. But when he tried he found that the counterpart Professor
Longitude had taken the precaution of imbedding himself in the local
universe by bringing his reality quotient up to parity; he wouldn't be
budged by anything short of the space-time shredder... Ooo, now there
was an idea.
The diabolical Professor Longitude just happened to have that
delightfully destructive device on him at that very moment - and in his
current state of adrenalin high was hyped up enough to use it without
thought for the consequences. He grinned with mad anticipation as he
turned it on... and reality began to heave as it prepared to unravel.
And then the heaving stopped, and a new voice said, "That was
particularly foolish of you, you know. If I hadn't came armed with a
reality rectifier to block the more bizarre reality distorting gizmos
you have in your arsenal, you would have killed us all and destroyed a
large chunk of the planet."
That voice! He had no idea who it was specifically, but the very
tone of it! Only one type of person used that combination of stentorian
tone and self-satisfied smugness! A hero!
And there he was, standing arms akimbo on the other side of the
command centre!
"I am Doctor Longitude!" he announced. "And I have arranged for
you two to be here so that I can deal with you," and here he cracked
his knuckles meaningfully, "as you both so richly deserve."
"You dare to try to trick us into a war against each other!?"
demanded the counterpart Professor Longitude.
"How dare you even use that name!" snarled the diabolical Professor
Longitude.
"Oh, I dare! I am your son, come back in time to wipe clean the
reputation of my evil father!" declaimed Doctor Longitude.
"Then I will ensure that wear protection when entertaining myself
with my concubines," said the diabolical Professor Longitude.
"Your clonal son, raised in an alternate future of the antimatter
universe!" added Doctor Longitude through gritted teeth.
"A little more interesting," conceded the black cape, "but not
enough to dissuade me from using retro-emptive birth control."
However through all this the diabolical Professor Longitude was thinking
fast. Much as it galled him, he really didn't have the resources to
fight both of these intruders. Perhaps he could make a brief alliance
with his other-dimensional counterpart... and then stab him in the back
after the mutual threat was dealt with! Bwahahahaha!
No, wait. It was the four colours who always fell for that trick.
A black cape would expect treachery. Maybe he could throw his counter-
part off guard and lull him into a false sense of security by...
honouring an agreement to help one another?
Uhm, no. Reasoning like that only reinforced the old adage that
logic merely let you be wrong with authority. And anyway: Eww. The
very notion was more than a bit icky, truth be told.
There were several tense seconds of three way standoff. Neither
iteration of Professor Longitude would make the first move. Both of
them wanted to hold back, let the other take the lead, and thereby
weaken both himself and Doctor Longitude enough to be finished off with
a coup de grace. Doctor Longitude, meanwhile, was girding himself and
waiting to see from which front the first attack would come.
Then the counterpart Professor Longitude suddenly went, "Bah!" and
whipped out an atomic refractor - a cunning little laser based
disintegrator gun that worked by sending the outer electrons of its
victims careening into other atomic orbits. He fired at Doctor
Longitude - fruitlessly, since the four colour had been anticipating
some type of manoeuvre along those lines.
Doctor Longitude ducked and rolled, and using a hand held laser
pistol decorated in retro-pulp fashion fired what seemed to be random
shots at the robots. Confusion reigned for a minute or perhaps two as
the four colour danced about the command centre, occasionally blowing
up the counterpart Professor Longitude's robots but generally making a
hyperkinetic nuisance of himself.
"You cannot win, you know," yelled the diabolical Professor
Longitude over the tumult. "The analytical cognition software of my
sub-meson electronic brain computer has already hacked into and taken
control of my counterpart's robots," he crowed, "and now all of his
reserve forces are heading here at my orders. You will be crushed,
miserable insect!"
And sure enough, even more robots were entering the command
centre - some through the original melted hole, others through the
other undamaged doors that were even now opening to allow them entry.
The counterpart Professor Longitude looked briefly startled, then
checked the control device built into the wristlet before throwing the
diabolical Professor Longitude a dirty glare.
"Yeah yeah," went Doctor Longitude as he bounded over the head of
one of the robots, using it as a type of spring board. He almost seemed
to be enjoying this. He certainly didn't seem to be intimidated by the
situation. "And you know, *Dad*," he said, making that last word a
thing of scorn, "I might actually be impressed by that if I were
planning on fighting them all. But you know, I'm only interested in
being a distraction."
"A distraction?"
"For the shutdown of your flying cities' engines. Which should be
happening right about... now."
There was a sudden absence of the almost noiseless thrum of the
fortress' generators. Under normal circumstances it was barely
noticeable at all, a subliminal sensation that wasn't noticed until it
was gone. But now it *was* gone. And replaced almost immediately by
the vertigo-in-the-pit-of-your-stomach sensation of falling as the sky
fortress began to drop.
The counterpart Professor Longitude teleported out almost
immediately. Whether it was directly back to his own universe or simply
back to an established transdimensional portal the diabolical Professor
Longitude had no idea. At the same time Doctor Longitude gave him a
smug look and a 'be seeing you' salute before vanishing himself.
Unfortunately the diabolical Professor Longitude didn't have the
option to teleport out just at that moment, and instead raced across
the command centre to an escape pod. He jumped in, was fired out a
launch tube, and as the pod flitted away he watched his sky fortress
fall majestically and then crash with a melodramatic explosion in the
South Pacific.
Doctor Longitude arrived back at his home base and went to report
to his grandfather. Yes, his grandfather. The villainous and long-
thought-dead-but-you-really-shouldn't-assume-that-sort-of-thing-unless-
you've-actually-seen-the-body Silver Age Professor Longitude. Doctor
Longitude stood to attention. "Everything went as you expected." Unlike
the energetic demeanour he had shown when facing the diabolical Professor
Longitude, the younger man was now more passive, almost emotionless.
"Yes, I watched the confrontation on the transluminal interocitor
you created," said the Silver Age Professor Longitude. "Very well, we
will proceed as planned. I will call you when I get information of
what his next move is. Then we will harass him again."
"Yes, sir," said Doctor Longitude. Then, "Sir? May I ask a
question? Why are you doing this?"
The Silver Age Professor Longitude raised an eyebrow in surprise.
It was more self-volition than he was used to from the clone. Usually
the creature simply followed orders, and only faked having a personality
when it was off on a mission. Nevertheless it was a sensible question.
"My offspring carries the genetic condition for mad science, and
has an active expression of it that is extreme. Now, it's bad enough
that my legacy as a criminal mastermind is being frittered away by an
obsessive madman who thinks that building a device to turn the moon
into green cheese is a productive use of his time. But more importantly,
I expect that at some point he will become an active threat to the
entire planet."
"He is already classified as a threat to the planet," Doctor
Longitude pointed out.
"True, but he is a threat currently held in check by his own
compulsion to play games with the four colours. However at some point
I expect his mad genius will reach a plateau where playing games no
longer interests him, and he will destroy the world with one of his
creations before they can intervene. And probably do so by accident.
"And that is why I had you cloned, Doctor..."
(and here it must be noted parenthetically that Doctor Longitude is
the younger man's full name, rather than a nom de guerre as with his
parent and grandparent)
"...since you have the genetic disposition for mad science that I
lack. I will plan a campaign against him. You will supply the mad
science technology to counter his inventions. Together we will harass
him - and then when he at his weakest, I will destroy him." The Silver
Age Professor Longitude smiled at the thought. "Put him down like a
rabid dog."
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All characters created by me. The diabolical Professor Longitude
previously appeared in _Jolt City Adventures_ #1. His kinfolk and
counterpart are all new.
Author's notes:
Written for the thirteenth High Concept Challenge: A Legacy
Reclaimed.
I sat up until after midnight and into the morning of the 26th to
get this ready for posting just under the deadline of the 25th USA time,
and then discovered the date extension. So I took an extra day to do
some polishing. Nevertheless the end bit still seems info-dumpy and
rushed. Sorry.
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Saxon Brenton University of Technology, city library, Sydney Australia
saxon.brenton at uts.edu.au saxonbrenton at hotmail.com
The world will not end in 2012. The reason is simple: 2013 will be the
50th anniversary of _Doctor Who_.
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