[LNH/ACRA/WRIMO] Anal-Retentive Archive Kid: A Judicious Use Of Overkill #9
Saxon Brenton
saxonbrenton at hotmail.com
Thu Nov 25 16:54:37 PST 2010
Anal-Retentive Archive Kid: A Judicious Use Of Overkill - part 9
A Legion of Net.Heroes miniseries for the RaccoWriMo writing month
Written by and copyright 2010 Saxon Brenton
In the end it wasn't the Yakuza gangsters that almost killed Anal-
Retentive Archive Kid.
The ritual of ascension went well. Mr Tokufuja and his assistants
were professionals, and made no mistakes during the quarter hour or so
as the power built.
As they proceeded there was a growing sense of immanence.
Everyone could feel it, even the observers on the sidelines, including
the clan family members and ARAK himself hidden away out of sync with
time. From where she was imprisoned the growing prickle of power was
causing Elizabeth some physical discomfort in addition to her anxiety.
But still the shade of Oyabun Sukoyoza did not manifest.
The ritual neared its climax. Just another minute or so.
Mr Tokufuja could now see a darkly glowing silhouette of a figure at
the focal point of the mystic diagram. That figure was standing upright
rather than hunched over with age, and otherwise had a different body
language to that of the aged Sukoyoza. For a fraction of a second
Tokufuja wondered if it was the correct spirit. He quickly dismissed
the thought: of course the returned oyabun would manifest in a younger
and more robust form. The sorcerer picked up one of several ritual
knives...
And then he died. They all died. One second Mr Tokufuja and his
audience were there, the next second they were gone - and there wasn't
even the swirl of dust or the traditional puff of smoke to mark their
passing.
Elizabeth saw several identical Anal-Retentive Archive Kids
appear out of nowhere with weapons drawn. There were eighty-nine of
him, although she had no way of counting the exact number scattered
around the balcony. He/they had immediately fired and the Yakuza had
all vanished. Then she saw him/them turn and point his/their collective
firepower on the glowing figure that had appeared in the diagram adjacent
to her.
For his part the not-yet-quite-fully ascended Oyabun Sukoyoza had
an instant of surprise with just enough time left for a fraction of
second's worth of rage. No! He was so close! Godhood was almost his!
He reflexively tried to kill the interloper with a !bazort! of power.
But he did not have the wherewithal yet, and then eighty-nine beams of
decreation hit him.
Elizabeth saw the various ARAKs shuffle their positions, each one
of them moving over to where one of the others had been standing. Then
they disappeared, folding themselves back in time to create the many
dozen-fold overlap that had made the ambush possible. That left only
one of them. This remaining Anal-Retentive Archive Kid moved up to where
she was imprisoned and produced a key.
"Okay, you're safe now," he said. "Let me get unlock these chains
and we can get you out of here..."
"Bastard!" yelled the newly-freed Elizabeth, and she punched ARAK
with a haymaker to the jaw that knocked him to the floor, landing him
flat on his backside.
"You think I'm gonna be impressed with your shit!?" she screamed at
him. "You think I'll swoon in your arms just because you came in to play
white guy hero!? I'm not gonna be a damsel in distress for you, asshole!"
Then she kicked him in the junk before storming away into the building
and presumably down and out into the city.
It took him several moments to stop seeing stars, and his first
coherent thought was to be thankful for any lingering effect from the
strength dampening magics in the shackles. He had seen Elizabeth in
action before when she had been reacting in fear and using her full
strength [In _Limp-Asparagus Lad_ #52 - Footnote Girl]. By rights a
punch like that should have taken his head clear off.
He might not have been seeing stars, but when he tried to crawl to
a standing position it felt like his legs and lower torso where being
carved off with a blunt saw. ARAK decided it would be nice to just lie
on the floor for a little while until the pain went away.
What had that been about? ARAK had known that there would be
aspects of the way he had gone about rescuing Elizabeth that she would
not have been happy with - specifically the whole 'leave her captured by
the bad guys so that the mystical ritual would proceed to its climax' -
which is why he'd planned to leave it unspoken so that perhaps she
wouldn't have noticed. But what had actually happened had come out of
left field. It made no sense...
No, be fair. People acted strangely when they were under stress.
In the heat of the moment it probably made perfect sense to her.
Even if it didn't to him. What the eff was she going on about with
that 'damsel in distress' line? Did she think he was trying to hit on
her or something? Bullsh!t! Their lack of common interests meant she'd
never been more than a casual acquaintance, and his HIV infection meant
that he'd never even dreamt of intercourse with her - either carnally
or through erotic haemophagy. HIV messed up vampires even more than it
did mortal humans. All he'd really expected was a simple thank you.
But it looked like he couldn't even expect that. So what else was
new?
Well, whatever. He had more important things to do than to worry
about than the opinions of the fearful or the short sighted. Time had
passed, and the pain had gone away for the most part. He found that he
could stand upright again, which meant it was time to get back to work.
Disrupting the plans of Oyabun Sukoyoza had been a minor sidelight.
Sure it had provided an opportunity to advance ARAK's plan because of the
way that it had served up a target rich environment. However the main
problem was still crime gangs in general.
Getting rid of them was not feasible. Even in a best case scenario
new gangs would form to fill the vacuum. That was just human nature.
However scaring the living daylights out of them so that they kept
their heads down was a plausible goal.
Because criminals were a cowardly and superstitious lot.
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Character credits:
Everyone here created by me.
Author's notes:
Hmm, this makes Elizabeth look like a panic stricken girl, doesn't
it? In the interests of balance, here's an alternative interpretation
of Anal-Retentive Archive Kid from her point of view, taken from
_Limp-Asparagus Lad_ #53:
| Up until now she'd had a growing belief that Wendle was prudent and
| sensible, albeit somewhat over-fond of obscure knowledge. Now it seemed
| that his reputation on campus as a Viking-wannabe who was too much
| wrapped in his pride was true after all. This was a disaster waiting
| to happen.
Now, what's the name of the type of dramatic story where the fatal
flaw of the protagonist brings about their downfall? Oh yes, a tragedy.
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Saxon Brenton University of Technology, city library, Sydney Australia
saxon.brenton at uts.edu.au saxonbrenton at hotmail.com
"These 'no-nonsense' solutions of yours just don't hold water in a complex
world of jet-powered apes and time-travel." - Superman, JLA Classified #3
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