LNH: LNH Comics Presents #65: INFINITE LEADERSHIP CRY.SIG Episode 30

[Arthur Spitzer]

LNH Comics Presents #65

INFINITE LEADERSHIP CRY.SIG Episode 30


"J. Random Kiwi"
by Jessica Ihimaera-Smiler

April 30th 2007

     Pulls-Paper-Out-Of-Hats Lad stared down at the piece of paper
in his hand.
     "J. Random Kiwi???"
     Everyone looked around in bewilderment, and then a small
chirping noise made them look down.
     "Kiwi!"

     *****

     Ten hours later:
     New Look Lass sighed and tucked her arms more tightly around
herself. "How much longer now?"
     "Five more hours," Squeaky Clean said morosely.
     On the roof of the LNHHQ, the complete (remaining) forces of
the assembled LNH sighed, and went back to following their
duly-chosen leader's orders.
     Sitting.
     "KIWI!" Their new leader sighed happily.
     All was right in the world. Until midnight, anyway.

     *****

Add-on by Arthur Spitzer

     "Well, I'm glad that's over with.  Worst Leader Ever," commented 
Kid Recap.
     Pulls-Paper-Out-Of-Hats Lad nodded.  "The part I hated the most was 
when he forced us to do the hokey pokey.  I hope we've seen the last of 
that sadistic monster!"
     "At least it's May 1st.  Ultimate Ninja should be back sometime 
today.  Hopefully, he can fix this."
     Pulls-Paper-Out-Of-Hats Lad looked at his watch.  "Actually, it's 
April 31."
     "Can't be.  April only has 30 days."
     Pulls-Paper-Out-Of-Hats Lad shrugged.  "Hey, Robo-Stomper!  How 
many days does April have?"
     Robo-Stomper looked over at them.  "An Infinite Amount."
     The heroes groaned.

     ****

To be continued...

     ****

Character credits:
     J. Random Kiwi created by Jessica Ihimaera-Smiler, and not reserved.
     New Look Lass created by Charles Fitzgerald, and not reserved.
     Squeaky Clean created by Maurice Beyke, and not reserved.
     Kid Recap created by Josh Geurink, and not reserved.
     Pulls-Paper-Out-Of-Hats Lad created by Arthur Spitzer, and not 
reserved.

Arthur's Notes:

Jaelle thought Kid Recap and PPOoH Lad's assessment of Poor J Random 
Kiwi's leadership skills were a bit harsh.  And I agree, but the way I 
figure it is that the stress is getting to them and that they're 
probably boozing it up so their objectivity about such matters should be 
suspect.

Arthur "Or Maybe I'm just an evil writer" Spitzer